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Comedy writer and drinker. Currently working on "Beavis and Butt-head," as I was in 1995. All opinions are derived from reviews of books I didn't read.

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Paul Musgrave ® @profmusgrave
Around the department:
Americanists: how bad can it be really?
Comparativists: dictatorship, purges
International relations: nuclear war
2017-01-12, 9:18 AM
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Paul Musgrave @profmusgrave • 2017-01-12
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Americanists: haha but seriously
IR and comparative: who is joking
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Jacob T. Levy @jtlevy • 2017-10-10
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Theorists: "We will go and view the city of tyranny, and once more take a look into the tyrant's soul."
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Daniel W. Drezner @ @dandrezner • 2017-01-12
Political theorists: oh, so now you want to talk to us, do you?
Paul Musgrave @@profmusgrave
Around the department:
Americanists: how bad can it be really?
Comparativists: dictatorship, purges
International relations: nuclear war
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V Paul Musgrave ® @profmusgrave Around the department: Americanists: how bad can it be really? Comparativists: dictatorship, purges International relations: nuclear war 2017-01-12, 9:18 AM 708 Retweets 944 Likes Paul Musgrave @profmusgrave • 2017-01-12 Replying to @profmusgrave Americanists: haha but seriously IR and comparative: who is joking t189 © 194 L Jacob T. Levy @jtlevy • 2017-10-10 Replying to @profmusgrave Theorists: "We will go and view the city of tyranny, and once more take a look into the tyrant's soul." 01 Daniel W. Drezner @ @dandrezner • 2017-01-12 Political theorists: oh, so now you want to talk to us, do you? Paul Musgrave @@profmusgrave Around the department: Americanists: how bad can it be really? Comparativists: dictatorship, purges International relations: nuclear war L789 • 236

Sigh. We fucking warned you.

06.02.2025 21:32 👍 984 🔁 191 💬 38 📌 18
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An Unpopular, Doomed, Bloody War People will die and nothing will be accomplished

My thoughts

open.substack.com/pub/musgrave...

28.02.2026 08:48 👍 694 🔁 206 💬 13 📌 20

I hope Hegseth winds up in solitary confinement where his only companion is an endless loop of Ivy League football

28.02.2026 15:18 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

can’t spell Dale Earnhardt International without DEI 🙌🏻

25.02.2026 01:51 👍 874 🔁 185 💬 15 📌 2

15 minute horse is very charming, but probably borrows money from three hour horse

18.02.2026 04:21 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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A Winston Churchill quote:  Meanwhile, the House should prepare itself for hard and heavy tidings. I have only to add that nothing which may happen in this battle can in any way relieve us of our duty to defend the world cause to which we have vowed ourselves; nor should it destroy our confidence in our power to make our way, as on former occasions in our history, through disaster and through grief to the ultimate defeat of our enemies.

A Winston Churchill quote: Meanwhile, the House should prepare itself for hard and heavy tidings. I have only to add that nothing which may happen in this battle can in any way relieve us of our duty to defend the world cause to which we have vowed ourselves; nor should it destroy our confidence in our power to make our way, as on former occasions in our history, through disaster and through grief to the ultimate defeat of our enemies.

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This Churchill-in-1940 quote also comes to mind

12.02.2026 20:47 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

“Sorry, loan places, I’m looking for a different kind of keys”

11.02.2026 01:41 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

There was some tweet years ago about how right after the Super Bowl ends, baseball players should come out on big floats like Santa at the end of the Thanksgiving Day parade.

09.02.2026 03:40 👍 24 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0

My wife’s first reaction was, “Oh my god, think of how much money they saved.”

09.02.2026 02:17 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That halftime show was so good, I’m extremely pumped and jacked. Time for the Pats to go three-and-out to ruin that.

09.02.2026 01:40 👍 108 🔁 3 💬 4 📌 2

Mariah Carey is there because Long Island is technically part of Italy

07.02.2026 01:32 👍 313 🔁 35 💬 11 📌 5

My dad also told us once, “My grandparents were cousins, and they had six kids, each one dumber than the one before. But lucky for you, your grandfather was the eldest.”.

03.02.2026 03:37 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

I’ve mentioned this on here, but back in the 70s, the neighbor’s idealistic college kid told my dad that people are naturally meant to be rural, close to their extended family, etc., and my dad replied, “My grandparents had that in Quebec. That’s why they came to America to work in the mills.”

03.02.2026 03:31 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Are they able to trade draft picks? That would add a little spice

02.02.2026 02:09 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Olive Oyl is wearing lipstick and Popeye doesn’t recognize her

Olive Oyl is wearing lipstick and Popeye doesn’t recognize her

I found the complete Popeye Newspaper strip in a used bookstore, and in February 1933, the plot was Olive Oyl puts on lipstick and no one recognizes her

19.01.2026 03:15 👍 37 🔁 8 💬 3 📌 0

Bazooka Joe Comics were also fond of last panels featuring feet

29.01.2026 04:17 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

attn @lewmorton.bsky.social

24.01.2026 00:50 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Opinions Differ About Emperor’s New Wardrobe

21.01.2026 03:36 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Lot going on but I’m still committed to my political goals including a) total regime change and b) getting Shanice’s “It’s for you” from the Meteor Man soundtrack on streaming

21.01.2026 03:26 👍 167 🔁 4 💬 7 📌 0

I think heaven’s HOA is gonna have a few things to say about this. Why do you think there’s no mass transit in heaven?

20.01.2026 04:29 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Who intercepts me in my expedition?

20.01.2026 04:15 👍 250 🔁 27 💬 10 📌 5

Viewing it in its totality, I agree

20.01.2026 04:25 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

But you can do it now since you're a beloved institution

19.01.2026 21:56 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

It truly was a New Deal

19.01.2026 03:22 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The first five headings of Kofi Awoonor’s Wikipedia page: Early life, Education, Career, Poetry, & Death

The first five headings of Kofi Awoonor’s Wikipedia page: Early life, Education, Career, Poetry, & Death

19.01.2026 01:12 👍 80 🔁 18 💬 4 📌 4

Re 1) — when this team isn’t doing something gorgeous they have no other virtues

18.01.2026 02:10 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’m stealing this for Beavis & Butthead

18.01.2026 00:33 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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The Pages of "Hop On Pop," Ranked By Our Fourteen-Month-Old Son In the matter of books, Rocco is like a rude pagan king surrounded by literate priests he neither trusts nor is yet prepared to dismiss from his service.

But not "bean" for "been"? Maybe that's just in hymns, like "O'er". For some reason this also reminded me of my favorite Daniel Lavery piece: www.thechatner.com/p/the-pages-...

17.01.2026 21:40 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Hear me out. TOFU? Trump Often Effs Up?

17.01.2026 18:17 👍 63 🔁 2 💬 5 📌 1