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"Twisted Urges" is one of the first Kreator songs I remember to genuinely make my skin crawl.

Masterful album.

The unusual mix drove me crazy the first time I played this, but I really like the album now.

One of my favorite vampire movies ever made

This has the same energy as that dumbass who was always ending tweets with "Trump is going to jail" and then, when it became clear that wasn't happening, changed it to "Trump is going to Hell." Wishful thinking. Useless.

So what?

reddit post from a presumably young person who watched sex and the city and couldn’t get over how much people smoked indoors. “wouldn’t everything smell bad?” they asked

this is a good reminder of how things that are shitty but have been accepted as normal and inevitable can actually turn out to be abnormal and evitable with some science, time, education and political will

I am reminded of how ANT-MAN AND THE WASP had refreshingly low stakes, and then QUANTUMANIA was vomit because Peyton Reed didn't lean on any of his strengths as a filmmaker

Same. *withers*

Everybody on this site is so goddamn obtuse with their memes that it took me two hours after the first joke to realize that Dick Cheney is dead (fuck that ghoul and good riddance, I hope his soul is getting mutilated).

There is no benevolent God, because shithead asshole Dick Cheney would have had to kiss the mortal coil off a lot sooner if there were

Goofus and Gallant (R to L)

I haven't even gotten a tattoo of a long-dead actor's character because I'm afraid we'll posthumously find out he supported Hitler or some shit like that

Here's a T. Rex bored to death trying to bite their own tail. My partner asked me to animate it in stop motion, after she watched a video about the very important topic of "could T. Rex chew its own tail like a dog". The puppet is still a work in progress 🦖

Hollywood Has a Major AI Hype Problem Studio execs and major media outlets claim that AI is "inevitable" and poised to take over film and TV. The reality is much different.

studio execs & major outlets claim AI is "inevitable" and poised to take over Hollywood. the reality is much different. i spoke with filmmakers, producers, and editors about how AI is actually showing up in productions – and what it still can't do:

"You flush one down/It swirls around/Nine hundred and ninety-nine springs to flush down..."

I listened to this on the train from the West Coast to Chicago repeatedly over the course of days, and I will NEVER bad-mouth it. Their silliest album, no doubt, but one of their most entertaining.

He also didn't get murdered in front of a gathering of his fans.

The guy they brought down after the shooting? They've already confirmed it wasn't him.

I can't remember the name of the book, but I remember there was a recent non-fiction work that says that public shaming is good and should be a widespread thing to be used against evil losers

The teacher used this to teach about Poe in 3rd grade.

Pretty good classroom, if you ask me.

Evanna Lynch really went all-in

Less than 24 hours after @acvalens.net broke this story, it was removed from the site following direct intervention from VICE’s owners, who were reportedly uncomfortable with the subject matter.

Censoring a story on censorship is about as 2025 as it gets.

I would have swallowed a whole universe of shitty-ass horror-adjacent action-adventure movies had it let to us getting KEY & PEELE MEET FRANKENSTEIN.

Holy crap, I wish Dr. Giggles were a six-hour movie. I clocked that a pun was delivered every two minutes on average in the OG. Three hours of medical puns? Please.

I thought the part where the ghost pee-lectrocuted the guy whizzing on the electric fence was funny.

Just one of the many things that makes Callahan a delightful but freakish ill fit for society

So underrated.

Man, he's good

Ehh... They can keep Harry Potter and Burning Man.

ok but can we talk about colman domingo in that new running man trailer