a car with an ad for a business called Poop 911 on it

this is what im calling January 6th from now on

what the absolute fuck is she doing. this should be disqualifying and michigan voters should call for a recall on her, she is an absolute fraud

Greyscale cartoon of a woman in a bikini having her very hairy legs shorn like a sheep by another woman. This is a very silly cartoon but look. You chose to be here. This is your fault. #Cartoon #Art #SpéirGhorm #SpéirGorm #ArtSky #BlueSkyArt

Time to get those legs summer-ready 🪒

a cartoon character from the simpsons says i was saying boo turns ALT: a cartoon character from the simpsons says i was saying boo turns

(In relation to kneecap walking back their bits) I was supporting Hamas

- i mean yes, that is anatomically correct.
- as a matter of astronomy, yes, correct.
- evolutionary biology, also correct.
- spiritually, correct.

Checks out. ✔️ 💯

A tweet by Mike Primavera altered to read “My neighbor told me Afghanistan keeps eating his empires so I asked how many empires he has and he said he just enters a period of decline and invades Afghanistan afterwards so I said it sounds like he's just feeding dying empires to Afghanistan and then Sir Arthur Barrett started crying.” The original tweet reads “My neighbor told me coyotes keep eating his outdoor cats so I asked how many cats he has and he said he just goes to the shelter and gets a new cat afterwards so I said it sounds like he’s just feeding shelter cats to coyotes and then his daughter started crying.”

Black people on my timeline completely unsurprised by the verdict. White media elites are taken aback by it. Probably a lesson there.

4 panel comic featuring a red guy and a yellow guy. Panel 1: Red guy: How can you be smiling when a man has been shot dead? Panel 2: Yellow guy: His company policies denied vital medical care to those who needed it. He profited off the death and misery of thousands of vulnerable people Panel 3: Yellow guy produces a white sheet of paper and says: Here’s a photo of him while he was doing it Panel 4: Yellow guy is holding a photo of a man with a huge smile on his face

here’s a comic about smiling

You published 32 books this year That's 9,695 pages of new radical literature!

Your most-published author was Ernesto Che Guevara 3 new books

Your shortest book was HOTEL ROOM TRILOGY 76 pages And your longest was PANCHO VILLA 976 pages

Global literature lover! 34% of your new titles were works in translation

and now, a report from the Seven Stories Bureau of Statisticians and Analytics

A poem by ALICE WHITE Title: ANSWERING HER QUESTION My sister taught me a parenting trick for when kids ask a difficult question like "Is Santa Claus real?" or "What is sex?" Simply ask, in earnest, "What do you think?" and listen. At the least, it buys you time. My daughter, three, in the car one evening, is silent. Then asks, "Mama, will I die?" I just drive. Try to keep the car tethered to the earth. Somehow the trick surfaces within me and I ask, "What do you think?" In the rearview mirror I see her smile looking out at the purple sky. She says "I think I will never die." I tell her "That's what I think, too." And I do, I do.

Oh man, this really got me. 😭❤️

Did…did a minotaur write this

if you were considering being mean to me, don't bother. i spent all weekend watching old episodes of weird racist public access tv shows from 30 years ago. nothing can hurt me worse than what i've chosen to do to myself.

Any advice on where to publish random thoughts like a blog? After 2 years of madness I feel the earth is finally shifting and I would like to put random thoughts and memories down. Is it better to write or just put on something like twitch. I don't know if I have the energy to type 😂

Christ

Dime bag crushed peppers. Waldo’s Pizza

Hi just wanted to say thanks to everybody for signing up for The Onion this weekend. It is very nice to be a part of a member-supported business where our readers seem genuinely happy with what they're getting and what we're doing with their money. Thank you for telling your friends. Just thank you.

Cat: You don't understand, you must let me out into the world, I yearn to be free and unfettered by domesticity

Same cat five minutes later: WHY DID YOU BANISH ME TO THE FROZEN REALMS OF THE OUTER WORLD THERE IS NOTHING BUT A WASTELAND THERE HOW DARE YOU SIR

Bizarre thing happened to me yesterday that my teenage self would not believe. I was playing at the gig to celebrate the life of the genius that was Neil Innes. Whilst waiting backstage to go on, Michael Palin sang the lumberjack song to me, in German.

have come to think of these blank ball caps for sale at the liquor store as “serial killer hats”

Little Foot chewing on a star elite that's labeled food that will hurt my stomach later

Image of the Aquatic Life print, featuring Irish aquatic creatures drawn as cartoons in greyscale with their names as Gaeilge in an old Irish-inspired font

Close up of the original drawing

Another close-up of the original drawing

🐳 A wee cartoony doodle of some of Ireland's aquatic creatures with their names as Gaeilge in a cló Gaelach-inspired script.

Available individually in A4 and A3 size in the online shop at this link tinyurl.com/22ws2jdhor together as a discounted bundle here: www.ciaraioch.com/artprints/p/...

London bus next to bus stop ad for mother and baby homes redress scheme

Cricklewood.

What an end

stopped to pay our respects to the CWP 5. i’m swallowing the urge to say “nothing ever really changes,” because they died fighting, believing change was possible. it still is.