pseudonym jones

I really don’t want to draw it

she kicked me awake at 5:30 and has chosen to only communicate via LOUD, PITCHY WHINING and all she wants to eat are nerds which we do not have in the house and I would not feed her for breakfast even if we did

I love her boundlessly but if this kid doesn’t shut up I am going to snap

and yet it is the meat of my brain that replays this thought unbidden. so like, six of one

To my knowledge this is not one of the ways it actually will

So many ways for your body to betray you

sometimes I have intrusive thoughts of my biological processees sped up like my nailbeds suddenly spooling out wild tickertape fingernails while trying to go about errands in public

god dammit

Was there discourse??? I missed it. I just want to be a robot babe with a cool future sword

For Stellar Blade to save gaming, Eve would have to climb out of the game and take out like a dozen miserable games company CEOs

lol did it work? Is gaming saved

YEAH this is very true, I keep wanting the MC to be Bayo or 2B and she’s just. not fun. Even the costumes are all awkward and not-fun-“sexy.” I found one bodysuit I kind of like running around in but mostly it’s a letdown

also (vague spoilers??? Like idk if it’s actually spoilers???) I feel like there’s this blatantly obvious Twist that the characters keep dancing around and not-noticing but then also some NPC will just straight up say something that makes NO SENSE if we weren’t already in on it? What is happening

I nearly put it down but then the combat started clicking and it pulled me back in. I want to hate it but I keep getting little glimmers of hope. I want to like it but it just keeps juuuuust not all coming together. I’m so conflicted.

Like there is a part of me that loves a hot girl plus explosions type of game. It’s clearly got some Bayonetta and Nier Automata in its DNA (not to mention the literal crossover dlc) but it also doesn’t (so far???) get as bombastic as those games revel in being. Like PLEASE let’s get a little WEIRD

I’ve been playing stellar blade because I got it almost-free and it’s been a lonnnnngg time since I felt so conflicted about a game

oh my god she would have so much fun

well the wedding was just 15 years ago

sorry!

TWENTY FOUR YEARS

also to shut up the mean voice in my head that tells me she wouldn’t have married me if I was a trans woman (not true I’m awesome and way cuter and kinder now that I don’t want to kill myself most days, and I know she loves me and our life together)

and dance I want to dance with my friends

I say I want a vow renewal but what I really want is to wear a pretty dress and make my wife tell me she loves me in front of all our friends again

;0; it’s a mess!!!!!!!!!

Emma looking directly at you with a smile

me making eye contact with every other trans parent at the children’s museum

;0;💜 stoppppp jessssssss

Oh yeah I can talk. But I can mentally project affirmations at them

yeah for sure!!! But the one you see AFTER THAT you got it in the bag

I got a little one I’ve been testing out… 😏