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Bernard the Badger

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MTB, gravel and road bike rider. Avid bicycle race watcher. Occasional snowboard turner. Art dabbler. ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ

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E-Bikers Ride Much Farther and More Frequently Than Regular Bikers They are not 'cheating,' but are serious transportation.

What is โ€œthe E-Bike Effect?โ€

โ€œThose who bought e-bikes increased their average daily bicycle use from 2.1km (1.3 miles) to 9.2km (5.7 miles), a 340% increase. The e-bike share of all their transportation increased dramatically too; from 17% to 49%.โ€

Fewer car trips.

Via @lloydalter.bsky.social

11.03.2026 19:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 267 ๐Ÿ” 76 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7 ๐Ÿ“Œ 12

It doesnโ€™t matter what bike you ride, how far you ride or how fast you ride, whether itโ€™s with some e-power, lots of e-power or no e-power, the feeling of joy and freedom always remains. A lovely, uplifting read ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿป

10.03.2026 18:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 43 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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Today we have a double debunk:

1. A debunk of the idea that 67 dog breeds are being banned in Britain

2. A debunk of what the usual suspects are saying online (because they are so tediously predictable!๐Ÿ™„)

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08.03.2026 13:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 216 ๐Ÿ” 87 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 13 ๐Ÿ“Œ 16

I rang Russian customer services and gave a very stern talking to the operator. I strongly suggested that if they didnโ€™t stop, Iโ€™d take them to small claims court and let the local papers know theyโ€™re all so meanโ€ฆ.

08.03.2026 10:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฑ Tibor Del Grosso doing Tibor Del Grosso things at ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น Strade

๐ŸŽฅ Alpecincycling

07.03.2026 20:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 64 ๐Ÿ” 8 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
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Coffee, straight out of my nose.

06.03.2026 19:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 11152 ๐Ÿ” 2059 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 303 ๐Ÿ“Œ 192

He sees a problem, (being exposed as a rapist and a nonce) he wants us to solve it (how not to face the consequences of being a nonce and rapist), & he assembles the right people (other nonces, rapists, and sycophants) to get it done.

06.03.2026 21:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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BREAKING NEWS in the world of Sticky Toffee Puddings

04.03.2026 00:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 351 ๐Ÿ” 92 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11 ๐Ÿ“Œ 18

You know that thing weโ€™ve scaremongered about. And banged on and on and on and on and on about for years?
โ€˜Too many migrantsโ€™ and reducing immigration?
Yeah. Should we tell the proles itโ€™ll cost โ€˜em in lost revenue, leading to worse services and higher taxes?
What now? Yeah, gโ€™wan then.
Awesome.

03.03.2026 17:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€˜Ensuring those who come here contributeโ€™. By working. Paying taxes. Like I do.
Or do they want extra? Forced to join a Morris Dancing Troupe? Always speak in Cockney rhyming slang? Compelling them to paint mini roundabouts with George crosses? A roast every Sunday? Proving theyโ€™re โ€™assimilatedโ€™.

01.03.2026 10:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Helsinki just went a full year without a single traffic death The capital city is Finnishโ€™ed with car-related fatalities.

โ€œHelsinki hasnโ€™t registered a single traffic-related fatality in the past yearโ€ฆCiting data that shows the risk of pedestrian fatality is cut in half by reducing a carโ€™s speed from 40 to 30km/hr, city officials imposed the lower limit in most of Helsinkiโ€™s residential areas and city center in 2021.โ€

01.03.2026 04:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 2440 ๐Ÿ” 835 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 38 ๐Ÿ“Œ 100

Every month the United States provides even more reason to boycott its products and companies โ€” the strikes on Iran being just the latest.

In light of that, itโ€™s a great time to ditch the products and services of US tech companies. I made a comprehensive guide to help you.

28.02.2026 18:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 1311 ๐Ÿ” 609 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8 ๐Ÿ“Œ 19
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a man in a robe is standing next to another man and says oh cushy ALT: a man in a robe is standing next to another man and says oh cushy

Were they called Derek Trotter!?

27.02.2026 18:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Fake  headline:
 Allister Heath
The catastrophic rollout of bottom bracket standards is the final nail in the coffin for our economy

Fake headline: Allister Heath The catastrophic rollout of bottom bracket standards is the final nail in the coffin for our economy

At last, an Allister Heath column I can get behind

26.02.2026 19:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 28 ๐Ÿ” 5 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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This weekend we have luge from sunny St. Moritz, the penultimate stop on the World Cup tour this year

Here's a POV video of 2018 Olympic silver medalist Chris Mazdzer on ice. You'll note how much more quiet this is since the track is just constructed out of snow and ice

26.02.2026 17:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 36 ๐Ÿ” 7 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Allister Heath headline generator with the e-bike rage lol

26.02.2026 19:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The UK is getting it wrong on immigration โ€“ that must change A new report highlights that there is another way possible on immigration that will benefit everyone

Excellent write-up here from @suewilson91.bsky.social for @yorkshirebylines.co.uk on the practical & morally urgent changes we need to make to immigration policy

Imagine a govt willing to do what's best to protect migrants' rights AND benefit host communities
yorkshirebylines.co.uk/politics/the...

22.02.2026 17:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 132 ๐Ÿ” 59 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
Screen shot from Paul Emberyโ€™s X account:

Respect to this police officer. Confronted by radicals demanding the arrest of a Christian preacher on the grounds that Whitechapel "is a Muslim area" she was calm and professional and
gave them short shrift. Let's see more of this from the police.

Has a video of a woman police officer talking to a group of Muslim men

Screen shot from Paul Emberyโ€™s X account: Respect to this police officer. Confronted by radicals demanding the arrest of a Christian preacher on the grounds that Whitechapel "is a Muslim area" she was calm and professional and gave them short shrift. Let's see more of this from the police. Has a video of a woman police officer talking to a group of Muslim men

This clip is all over the other place and has made its way onto GB News and Talk TV so Iโ€™ll do a bit of an explainer here too!

The clip doing the rounds is of a fantastic police officer telling a group of Muslim men that a Christian preacher nearby is entitled to freedom of expression.

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21.02.2026 16:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 1526 ๐Ÿ” 743 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 64 ๐Ÿ“Œ 177
En Attendant Ana "Wonder" (Official Video)
En Attendant Ana "Wonder" (Official Video) YouTube video by Trouble In Mind Records

A bit of French indie pop loveliness for a dreary Saturday:

youtu.be/VzRy1r7IGQE?...

21.02.2026 13:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Graphic showing a photo of a plate and food in the background and a glass of beer in the foreground. Text reads: The best Sunday lunches on the National Cycle Network. Walk Wheel Cycle Trust

Graphic showing a photo of a plate and food in the background and a glass of beer in the foreground. Text reads: The best Sunday lunches on the National Cycle Network. Walk Wheel Cycle Trust

On a lazy Sunday afternoon, is there anything better than sitting down to a roast lunch?

And what better way to earn your lunch than getting out on the National Cycle Network for a cycle or walk ๐Ÿšถ ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿฆฝ ๐Ÿšด

20.02.2026 09:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 4 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Hoarding all the wealth made possible by workers. So in principle, fuck โ€˜em.
If they werenโ€™t greedy, voracious, money hoarding shits and didnโ€™t steal all the wealth from us, we would all be better off. That works.

19.02.2026 20:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He needs to suck on an exhaust pipe for an hour and see how that sweeeeet plant-growing Dino-gas does for himโ€ฆโ€ฆ

19.02.2026 17:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The rich have really got an attractive pitch for the young developing: โ€œHa, Ai will take all your jobs so we can hoard more wealth, but if youโ€™re lucky to get a job weโ€™ll pay you less. Suck to be you, losers.โ€
Workers are such a tiresome burden to the wealthy.

19.02.2026 07:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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DOG AT THE OLYMPICS
FULL COMPETITION HIGHLIGHTS

18.02.2026 13:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 19682 ๐Ÿ” 5923 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 502 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1140
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I just did the dumbest thing of my entire career to prove a much more serious point.

I tricked ChatGPT and Google, and made them tell other users Iโ€™m a competitive hot-dog-eating world champion

People are using this trick on a massive scale to make AI tell you lies. Iโ€™ll explain how I did it

18.02.2026 16:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 4855 ๐Ÿ” 2138 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 86 ๐Ÿ“Œ 304
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Wow.

17.02.2026 03:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 35968 ๐Ÿ” 16659 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1305 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2477

They need to look forward to the traditional Easter Break, then watch traditional Morris Dancing, and take in some summer Cricket or some footie, have a full English Breakfast, laugh at Cheese Rolling antics, prepare a Guy Fawkes bonfire, and buy some early Xmas pressies. Shame about โ€˜our Kultuuureโ€™

16.02.2026 12:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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'Mini Switzerland' plan for Peak District transport network The idea would see buses arriving before trains pull into stations to improve connectivity.

Fantastic to see my Mini Switzerland idea covered by the BBC.

It captures so many peopleโ€™s imaginations because itโ€™s both obvious, simple and yet - from where we are today - unspeakably radical.

Please share!

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

15.02.2026 21:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 203 ๐Ÿ” 65 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 13 ๐Ÿ“Œ 15

FIFA special award to the first footie fan to domesticate and ride one of these robo-pooches to a WC game.

15.02.2026 21:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€˜I want a change.โ€™ (And so they appear to cluelessly pick the party that will make a change for the worse by being a more extreme version of the privatise-everything, screw the worker, love the rich Tories, plus a huge extra dollop of racist, xenophobic and planet wrecking policies to boot).

15.02.2026 14:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0