Heyyy!
23.02.2025 20:36
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Heyyy!
Damn this durag long AF 🤣🎁
I don't love New Year as a holiday. It always feels like I'm pressured to have fun rather than actually having fun things to do. All I really want every year is be around people I love, even if it's at home having a regular night.
me normally: jokes jokes jokes
me after 2 French 75s: I wanna f*ck
Gay culture is buying sexy underwear for someone else and having to resist the urge to try it on yourself.
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If a person believes something about you without asking you about it, they wanted to believe it.
Isn’t a relationship without lust a friendship? A stimulating conversation is enough to make me lust after someone, so I don’t think it’s necessarily a red flag.
Monica Lewinsky:
They touch in the middle. That mean yes?
Hawk Tuah Matata
It's a shame how little social media seems to prioritize "having a nice time chatting with people and making silly jokes and sharing interesting things".
You in a hotel room
I don’t wanna party like it’s 1999
I wanna buy a house like it’s 1999
I love a hug from behind.
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The 30th anniversary PS5 home screen hit me right in the nostalgia. 🎯
Being gay is having the random sudden urge to smell someone’s balls.
Me currently undressing you all with my eyes!
It’s wild that Turbo Granny’s Tunnel is a real place where multiple violent crimes actually occurred. #DanDaDan
Please do.
Update:
“Man, can we work?” - Usher?
Me:
Drop the album!
Gentle reminder: You are way too fine and way too amazing to be thinking you’re not.
I never know how to react when people tell me my last name is “so cool” or that I’m “lucky to have it,” so I came up with a lil catchphrase:
Thanks! I was born a Champion and will die a Champion.
After a good, long time, I’ve finally given up on growing a full beard.
Steak was medium rare+ (was aiming for medium 😂).
The most recent episode of Dan Da Dan broke my heart. I already knew what happens as I’m current in the manga, but seeing it animated… 😭
