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my billie shoes arrive tomorrow 🥰

disney exec: it’s about a guy who thinks he’s a monkey lol. probably don’t need anything too crazy for the soundtrack.

phil collins: [eyes glowing white, levitating above the ground] no

i’m crying

you may be able to just go buy it at the concession stand? my aunt loves movie theater popcorn so she’ll just go buy some and not see a movie 💀 they may let you if you ask

If Linda McMahon and Dr Oz have made it in, you know the My Pillow Guy and Kid Rock have to be working themselves into a lather right now.

Just my 2 cents. But my goal is to ignore the trolls. Give them zero attention. Block them if they annoy me.

I think the worst thing we can do on this site is re-create the ad hominem/ personal attacks that occur across comments on Twitter/insta/tiktok/ etc

Billie Eilish's "lovely (with Khalid)" (3.067B) is now the 14th most streamed song of ALL TIME on Spotify, surpassing Post Malone & 21 Savage's "rockstar" (3.066B).

the fact that i use it on a daily basis now 💀 it became unpopular for society, and unfortunately for my friends, popular for me

forgetting your headphones at home is the modern equivalent of leaving your sword behind in medieval times

giving old photo of a vampire before she died and couldnt be photographed again

Lady Gaga will headline Coachella, TMZ reports.

well, yes 😀 i love billie 😭

yes 💀 i haven’t used spotify much lately bc i haven’t had time

that’s the biggest w i’ve seen

Help me find mutuals!! Mostly gonna be a gaming account but I like music too!

Games:
✨ FFXIV
✨ Phasmophobia
✨ TLOU 1 + 2
✨ RDR2
✨ Sons of the Forest
✨ AC Odyssey
✨ Pokémon
✨ Backrooms games

Music:
✨ Paramore
✨ Hayley Williams
✨ Billie Eilish
✨ Chappell Roan
✨ FOB
✨ Reneé Rapp

#promosky

if you see this post ur top 5 on repeat

someone said she looks like him in drag and i can’t unsee it 💀

a man in a wrestling ring holds a microphone with a w on it ALT: a man in a wrestling ring holds a microphone with a w on it

Trump’s nominee for secretary of education comes with her own gifs

my gf reached another milestone 🤭

Bluesky seems to be eating twitters lunch

oh i’m first in line for these

retweet if you stan:

- ariana grande
- beyoncé
- lisa
- billie eilish
- maggie lindemann
- sabrina carpenter
- sza
- rihanna
- harry styles
- taylor swift
- tyla
- megan thee stallion

follow me + everyone who retweets

looking for mutuals!

my favs:

billie eilish
maisie peters
sabrina carpenter
the office
modern family
great news
reading (sometimes)
marvel
hailee steinfeld
american football

i’m usually pretty funny except if you know me 😂