Lily Sloane

Ear doctor: Don’t use Q-Tips
Me already imagining putting a screw driver I found in the driveway in my ear when I get home: I womt

i once watched, from just a few feet away, Steve-O break a light bulb and swallow the glass and he's still smarter than Rogan which is really just saying a lot

I'm so sorry that happened. I was definitely feeling safer going to medical appointments and then suddenly nervous again.

Yep, exhausting. I have to talk about in therapy on the regular.

omg

Hmm that does ring of human authenticity...

Good morning! Yes, this is he

I always knew YOU were a bot Tom. I just didn't want to make you feel bad about it.

If you followed me recently and are not a bot, say hello! Because I'm pretty sure everyone who followed me recently is not a real person.

Just split the publications into their own starter pack and list.

Pack: go.bsky.app/82n1Wvo
List: bsky.app/profile/did:...

The best thing you can do in light of the Ellison takeover of Warner Brothers invest your time, energy, and money in supporting independent creators and independent distribution networks and independent venues. It is absolutely crucial to make independence a viable option.

I'm so stuck on a creative project I'm doing my taxes instead

I'm shifting from my nonstop "here's what sucks about the right" podcasts to audio books (not not doom but more nourishing non the less)

great idea!

I'm a therapist and I will gladly facilitate this group!

aaah that was liking being in a warm bubble bath. Though I imagine it's because I watched quite a bit of Voyager in the bath at one point.

Watching Taskmaster may increase your feelings of delight and joy by 50% or more. Only side effect is wanting to watch more Taskmaster and also being annoyed that more people you know are not also watching Taskmaster.

yeah, cough it up Coates!

Same! And now I'm in the kitchen doomscrolling as I hear my partner read Goodnight Moon to our child.

ugh I know :(

Of course when the real Leah, who's just a human who's not as fawning and friendly as her AI counterpart, finds out about this relationship, she's extremely creeped out. Geordie has always had a lil bit of incel energy tbh.

Still from Star Trek: The Next Generation S3E6 "The Booby Trap". Geordie LaForge is sitting at a console in a halo-deck version of the ship while a halo-version of the scientist Dr. Leah Brahms gives him a neck rub.

I'm reading @naomiaklein.bsky.social's Doppelganger and now thinking about Geordie LaForge falling in love with the computer generated version of Dr. Leah Brahms, who he is using in the halo-deck to help him solve a problem. ChatGPT would also give you a shoulder rub if it could.

you have a beautiful mind

Private-to-me jokes probably seems like a good idea

as in, very HIGH quality.

I said it out loud to @benward.uk in the kitchen yesterday. He gave me a really dirty look and I thought "yeah, I should post that."

The fact that this didn't go VIRAL is PROOF that you just can't make jokes anymore.

Halloumi?! But I hardly knew me!

I urge you to listen to this with the sound on because this is literally what his attorney whispered to him

They had to shorten his legs for this one because they'd lengthened them in Gattaca. Leave Ethan's legs alone!