Cherry Pie With A Hat

Anyone else struggling with everything?

What if we, and stick with me here, created a technology that absolutely no one asked for that would completely destroy the usability/enjoyment of the Internet

Think Google, but wronger
Facebook, but more pronazi
Airline industry, but more polluting

And we would stick it in EVERY FUCKING APP

Wait wait wait

STOP EVERYTHING

🎩🥧🎩🥧🎩🥧🎩🥧🎩🥧🎩🥧

You listening?

🎩🥧🎩🥧🎩🥧🎩🥧🎩🥧🎩🥧

Why is it called a clitoris and not Little Red Hiding Hood?

The important thing to remember is that climate change is a hoax. The weather you're feeling is definitely not real

You're amazing

We don't talk about I Can't Believe It's Not Butter enough anymore

Why did we let Gary Larson go?

Roses are red
I painted my house blue
I don't think anyone
Actually understands stew

Dirty Dancing, but it's just someone with bad hygiene

D.Car was absolute perfection

Perfection

You're matching the sofa

Anytime else provide this app like it rhymes with Rusky?

me whenever I start telling people about my special interests

No one ever warned you how stupid facism would be

I saw a hummingbird

That is all

Listening to an audiobook is reading

I'm still alive (all three of you)

Three men live together platonically
All of them suck
And make sure to cast a a dirty comedian, a creep, and a hot guy to play the dad and uncles.

-Full House pitch

100%

It looks like a pic from a different era (in a good way)

Please sir, can I have some more engagement?

1. Donuts
2. Ice cream
3. Brownies

😍😍I feel seen😍😍

I'm so confused by everything now

I can't write a recipe to save my life!

🎵 I'm bringing cringy back. You other fuckers don't know how to act 🎵

I still leave some dirt under my pillow

Hey bb