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Sidmund... AKA David

@sidbyrde

53yo πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ Dog dad... I'm just here, seeing what's about... There will be some NSFW stuff on here, so be warned... **Don't follow me expecting to see my d*ck because you won't** πŸ”ž

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That’s some Dollar Tree level of cheap for sure.

11.03.2026 02:03 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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11.03.2026 00:44 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Holy shit, they had WAY overprescribed your dosage. Surprised you didn’t feel like you had a mouthful of sand all day.

11.03.2026 00:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

You know I never thought to put it there. I keep it in the back but I’ve never had to use it. The cable bag has a grippy back so it does NOT budge when I turn fast.

11.03.2026 00:03 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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This is the one in my Ioniq 9. It’s small, barely holds the tow hitches (in the bag) but on the left of the space is that little emergency escape button. But I pointed out to the salesperson at the dealership and said β€œthat space is too small for a body to start with!”

11.03.2026 00:01 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh give me a few minutes to get a photo of mine and show you something absolutely STOOPID!!!

10.03.2026 23:55 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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10.03.2026 23:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Bandwagon πŸ˜‚

Your job is to pick the worst possible actor to play James Bond. Go!!!

10.03.2026 23:54 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Just pray you never hear the Kars4Kids jingle that we have here in the southeast. I had that running in my head while I was in the shower the other day and it’s MADDENING!!!

10.03.2026 23:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

What the hell!?! There’s not even any room in there to cram one in if you did get suckered into that option. That straight up looks like a petrol burner.

10.03.2026 23:46 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Tegretol is literally a mental sledgehammer. I could NOT function at all when they tried me on it initially.

10.03.2026 13:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I have started limiting myself as well. I’m just sick of the lather/rinse/repeat of the same shit over and over. Reposted content by so many people just gets annoying. Why can’t people be original anymore?

10.03.2026 12:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Been there done that too many times. To the point my insulin pump probably is thinking β€œwtf is wrong with you bitch?” πŸ€ͺ

09.03.2026 20:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Well today was my birthday. Now that I’m 53, I’ve become even more salty than I was last year and my tolerance is nil. And if I’m technically old enough to be your father, you better try Jesus before you try me. I will bitchslap you back into your momma’s womb posthaste without batting an eye…

09.03.2026 03:12 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

And fuck Gemini, that cunt has pissed me off to no end with my home devices becoming DUMBER than they were before. Can’t answer a simple fucking question like β€œhow long will it take me to get to work today” anymore…

09.03.2026 03:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Honestly the small amount I travel, the farthest I would go would be 300 miles. And the 275mi is charging at 80%. If I charge to 100% I get 350mi. And I won’t be traveling much at all once I sell the house in MS.

09.03.2026 03:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

And if you just made it fancy and added some garlic you could call it β€œGayoli”

08.03.2026 23:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Well if you whipped olive oil with cum wouldn’t you call
It β€œBronnaise”

08.03.2026 23:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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08.03.2026 23:16 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Wut?

08.03.2026 18:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Some things I find displeasing:
β€’Bad spelling/grammar
β€’General lack of conversational skills
β€’Unkempt hair (beard/stache/head)
β€’Incongruous tattoos
β€’Clothes that don’t fit (because you can’t shop)
β€’Using your phone at the table
β€’Willful ignorance
β€’Indecisive personality
β€’PICKY EATERS!!!

07.03.2026 15:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

On the number of times I’ll run into some of my local clients in a store and be β€œhowdy there, funny seeing you here…” and then immediately turn and see a friend of mine and be β€œOH HAY GURL!!!”

07.03.2026 04:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I’m watching it now… I heard mention of AC when I was in the kitchen and went

07.03.2026 00:18 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It didn’t get washed properly when I left the dealership that night with it since it was well after they had closed up shop. I took it to the hand detail wash place last weekend and it’s shiny now!

06.03.2026 23:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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2026 Ioniq 9 Calligraphy Performance

06.03.2026 21:57 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh I pulled into a gas station the other day just to pick up some snacks and drinks and someone said β€œhow much does it cost to fill up that damned bus?”
I didn’t even look at them to acknowledge I just kept walking and said loudly:

β€œAbout $7 a week, I plug it in at home.”

06.03.2026 21:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I’d rather date someone who’s β€œmeh” looking if they have a fucking bomb-ass personality and intellect…

06.03.2026 01:48 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Left home at 11:30am, drove to Nashville. Was at the doc for about an hour and a half and stopped a block down the road at Hopdoddy’s for a burger/fries. Headed home around 4:45pm and just made it home here at 7:45pm. My ass is tired…

06.03.2026 01:46 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh yeah… I’ll have to record one for myself here soon as my allergies take a break from the dogwood pollen.

05.03.2026 03:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Somehow the voice matched what I thought. 🀯

05.03.2026 03:54 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0