Thatβs some Dollar Tree level of cheap for sure.
Thatβs some Dollar Tree level of cheap for sure.
Holy shit, they had WAY overprescribed your dosage. Surprised you didnβt feel like you had a mouthful of sand all day.
You know I never thought to put it there. I keep it in the back but Iβve never had to use it. The cable bag has a grippy back so it does NOT budge when I turn fast.
This is the one in my Ioniq 9. Itβs small, barely holds the tow hitches (in the bag) but on the left of the space is that little emergency escape button. But I pointed out to the salesperson at the dealership and said βthat space is too small for a body to start with!β
Oh give me a few minutes to get a photo of mine and show you something absolutely STOOPID!!!
Bandwagon π
Your job is to pick the worst possible actor to play James Bond. Go!!!
Just pray you never hear the Kars4Kids jingle that we have here in the southeast. I had that running in my head while I was in the shower the other day and itβs MADDENING!!!
What the hell!?! Thereβs not even any room in there to cram one in if you did get suckered into that option. That straight up looks like a petrol burner.
Tegretol is literally a mental sledgehammer. I could NOT function at all when they tried me on it initially.
I have started limiting myself as well. Iβm just sick of the lather/rinse/repeat of the same shit over and over. Reposted content by so many people just gets annoying. Why canβt people be original anymore?
Been there done that too many times. To the point my insulin pump probably is thinking βwtf is wrong with you bitch?β π€ͺ
Well today was my birthday. Now that Iβm 53, Iβve become even more salty than I was last year and my tolerance is nil. And if Iβm technically old enough to be your father, you better try Jesus before you try me. I will bitchslap you back into your mommaβs womb posthaste without batting an eyeβ¦
And fuck Gemini, that cunt has pissed me off to no end with my home devices becoming DUMBER than they were before. Canβt answer a simple fucking question like βhow long will it take me to get to work todayβ anymoreβ¦
Honestly the small amount I travel, the farthest I would go would be 300 miles. And the 275mi is charging at 80%. If I charge to 100% I get 350mi. And I wonβt be traveling much at all once I sell the house in MS.
And if you just made it fancy and added some garlic you could call it βGayoliβ
Well if you whipped olive oil with cum wouldnβt you call
It βBronnaiseβ
Wut?
Some things I find displeasing:
β’Bad spelling/grammar
β’General lack of conversational skills
β’Unkempt hair (beard/stache/head)
β’Incongruous tattoos
β’Clothes that donβt fit (because you canβt shop)
β’Using your phone at the table
β’Willful ignorance
β’Indecisive personality
β’PICKY EATERS!!!
On the number of times Iβll run into some of my local clients in a store and be βhowdy there, funny seeing you hereβ¦β and then immediately turn and see a friend of mine and be βOH HAY GURL!!!β
Iβm watching it nowβ¦ I heard mention of AC when I was in the kitchen and went
It didnβt get washed properly when I left the dealership that night with it since it was well after they had closed up shop. I took it to the hand detail wash place last weekend and itβs shiny now!
2026 Ioniq 9 Calligraphy Performance
Oh I pulled into a gas station the other day just to pick up some snacks and drinks and someone said βhow much does it cost to fill up that damned bus?β
I didnβt even look at them to acknowledge I just kept walking and said loudly:
βAbout $7 a week, I plug it in at home.β
Iβd rather date someone whoβs βmehβ looking if they have a fucking bomb-ass personality and intellectβ¦
Left home at 11:30am, drove to Nashville. Was at the doc for about an hour and a half and stopped a block down the road at Hopdoddyβs for a burger/fries. Headed home around 4:45pm and just made it home here at 7:45pm. My ass is tiredβ¦
Oh yeahβ¦ Iβll have to record one for myself here soon as my allergies take a break from the dogwood pollen.
Somehow the voice matched what I thought. π€―