"The Southwest is drying up like an overcooked tortilla. Take my class and I'll teach you how to turn your existing wealth into even more wealth by buying the housing that hasn't already been snatched up by predatory property managers. The poor are your prey. I'll teach you to be the hunter."
Property developers swarming the inland northwest like vultures
Climate change is fine if you're young enough to make money on the property market from it sure is a fucking take I just saw
A series of proposed punctuation marks based around a combination of the ! / ? / ‽ And ./,/;/:
These should be accessable through all keyboards and fonts and made a part of English grammar. I will not be taking further interobangs.
Hey young men! Want to avoid the draft? Well, see, theres this rule that trans people cant serve in the military, so all you gotta do is
If you carry around a little cheap notebook that has "ideas"written on the cover, you will get more ideas. An app on your phone is fine, but a dedicated distraction-free idea container is not to be underestimated
boosting my shop again cuz i just dropped a lot of money on ordering my new comic i'll be debuting at spokane zine fest in may 🙈
i plan to have it available in local bookstores after!
Clowns are peak queer culture cmv
Tumblr post from - A-loser-with-internet-access “The fact that makeup is considered to be ‘mature’ and ‘sexualized’ implies that being a clown or mime is the sluttiest job out there”
Lol
@slimecloud.bsky.social
Anyways if anyone who isn't crazy and sus wants to commission me you should hit me up.
Just had a real shady guy offer a commission project to me via upscrolled and when I told him to email me he said "Im not comfortable with email" so I blocked him cuz what the fuck
A handful of zines from Splat coop in spokane wa. The cursed man by Walt Carlson, Summer solstice at the midpoint motel by Walt Carlson, The trolley and the problem by Nannette Cloud, Blue girls vol 2 by Nudorusoup. Raccoon sticker by Bones & buggz, bunny sticker by Rook Raindowne
My first round @splatspokane.org ! There are so many cool zines and goodies in there 😭💕.
Zines from Walt Carlson, @slimecloud.bsky.social and Nudorusoup. Stickers from Bones & Buggz and Rook Rainsdowne
Comic panel of me sitting on a chair and playing Stardew Valley because I fell in love with Shane
Me holding up my jarringly realistic hands because they're numb
my latest comic for @spokanesequential.bsky.social with a very loose following of the theme "stars" 💫 which was graciously accepted as a mini strip since the last comic i submitted flared up my carpal tunnel again so this was all i could manage lmao
#comic #comicart #art
I was reading a really great essay about clown magic and then out of nowhere it made the hot take of "women can't be clowns because they're too sexy" and then I realized it was written in the 80s
They can have a threesome as a treat
Dr Phil and dr oz should make out
Any chance any of your previous employers are hiring they sound g r e a t to work for
There is exactly 1 nonprofit I have quit working with that I still respect.
Every other nonprofit I have worked at has had these exact same issues.
(This is not a subtweet about BDT who I am currently working with obviously)
I can't apologize on behalf of all Spokane white girls but I sure can be second hand embarrassed by it holy fuck
she said i should draw more asian stuff "like boba tea" and maybe she's right! but not about the boba tea, it has to be halo halo
It's almost like dangerous manipulative narcissists are attracted to being the executive directors of locally-beloved non profits and then wreak havock on their workers who just wanna do a good job for their community and also eat/sleep...
Definitely couldn't be a systemic problem.
Not surprised. Just unimaginably disheartened.
Seems like a pattern of sorts for sure with non-profits…
I would like for there to be an organization of importance that doesn’t exploit people at least some point in my lifetime, please.
Just realized a localish arts org was using ai slop in their promotional material and feeling extremely dirty about it.
“FBI investigators walked the jury Tuesday through ‘zines’… Owning these items is not illegal, FBI Special Agent Kasey Bennett testified in Fort Worth federal court Tuesday. But…” (there is no credible but)
“Zines are really like this little atomic unit of freedom of the press with simple pamphlets that you just pass around. It begs the question of whether the prosecution believes that we should have a First Amendment in the first place” #ZinesAreNotACrime
—Lydia Koza, wife of defendant Autumn Hill
2026 nuclear family meme— featuring Fritzi as Neurodivergent Aunt, Sluggo as Sluggo, Nancy as Daughter, Nancy Jr as Woke Dog
Thinking about how ghost world basically predicted grok and the scumbags who use it
We thought windows 11 was bad and then windows 12 said hold my beer
Alter 3: okay okay some of us have DID and the rest of us are normal.
