The Arsenal Cannon Podcast

Unai Emery exists to hurt Arsenal.

According to Transfermarkt, we’ve only beaten him twice (playing him 10 times). Record is 4 wins and 4 draws apart from that for Unai. Quite an annoying bogey.

- Son dumped out of MLS playoffs
- North London derby win
- Beat Kane and Bayern

London is red. And shit. The world is at this point too.

We’re the best team in the fucking world.

Friendly Monday reminder,

We nearly had the ghost of Kyiv playing for us for three times the price of the far superior, sleep deprived Leo Sauce-ard!

A second derby goal for Ebere Eze on the day!

Zubi been excellent but that was an atrocious giveaway.

Good finish from the most annoying player in the league though.

What a great performance from Van de Ven and Romero, who are “better” than Saliba and Gabriel.

Neither make our bench.

We’re acc winning the league because we cut out the evil tumor in our midfield and brought in God-fearing good lads.

Maybe I should start going to church. Evidence is clear.

At least that makes sense because he’s so saucy!

Dear British pundits over 50,

Please stop calling Merino Mourinho.

You’ve absolutely nailed it pal. Anything but a W will feel horrific. Up the gun. We’ll eat during the game 🍗!

Every Arsenal fan thinks they're going to smash Spurs and is also unable to eat at the thought of not doing exactly that.

33 minutes and 30 seconds until the starting Xl comes out.

Yes I’m counting down the seconds.

COYGGGGGGGGG

Spurs are shit but I am fuckin shittin it right now

Isak flopping terribly is utterly hilarious

Watching the downfall of smug douce Van Dijk is just great, isn’t it?

God forbid we let people make things.

(Cheap guys)

Mosquera, also, has been like buying a Porsche for a fiver.

Kepa literally was a fiver.

Norgard, meh thus far, but still. He just costed nothing.

60m Gyok has already changed us. And that price is noting for a striker.

Eze looks massive in the big moments even if it’s not all been perfect.

Madueke was a GAME CHANGER with Saka being out. Don’t forget. He wants that LW position.

Cheap guys are ofc all good.

Hincapie needs time.

Ever single new signing for Arsenal (barring Hincapie due to injury) are already showing they’re well worth their fee.

Everyone got so caught up in Liverpool’s “10/10” window that they ignored our 11/10 one.

Just as we were all expecting at the end of October

😂😂

How some fans talk about our OWN FRIGGIN PLAYERS will never cease to baffle me.

Excuse me, Gyokeres haters:

Kindly fuck right off :)

Serious face because this is before we signed Gyokeres and Eze. Now I’m smiling always!

- Daniel (Ginger Guy)

New cover photo 📸 :

Just a couple Brits, a Floridian and a dude who lives in DC with one love: the Arsenal 🎙️!

So …

Think Ange just made about £6m.

Nearly 1m per game? Not bad!

Man, it’s gonna be fun watching Forest for Nuno right now.

It’s insane how much more Californian he looks now!

Now.Arsenal cites sources about as often as Kepa starts matches …

Happy birthday legend!