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10.03.2026 21:51 πŸ‘ 5679 πŸ” 1740 πŸ’¬ 111 πŸ“Œ 33
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β€œWe’re in a Schrodinger’s tariff right now.” One proclamation says β€œa 10% tariff on the rest of the world,” the next post says β€œa 15% tariff literally effective immediately,” then the White House pretends he never said it.

The crack team who brought you the trade war are now in Iran.

10.03.2026 21:53 πŸ‘ 1288 πŸ” 408 πŸ’¬ 39 πŸ“Œ 12

I concur.

07.03.2026 01:56 πŸ‘ 943 πŸ” 224 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 2
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DOOCY: What is motivating you to do this right now? There is a lot of other stuff going on in the world

TRUMP: In Iran we're doing very well. Somebody said, 'How would you score it from 0 to 10?' I said, 'I'd give it a 12 to a 15.'

06.03.2026 23:06 πŸ‘ 730 πŸ” 183 πŸ’¬ 149 πŸ“Œ 43

The national suicide being committed by the Republican-led United States has no historical precedent. Centuries from now (if humanity survives that long), historians will struggle to explain how such a thing was possible.

06.03.2026 23:08 πŸ‘ 3132 πŸ” 670 πŸ’¬ 236 πŸ“Œ 201
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Trump wanders away

06.03.2026 23:10 πŸ‘ 864 πŸ” 163 πŸ’¬ 118 πŸ“Œ 36
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Trump: "A lot of our people were walking around without legs"

06.03.2026 23:13 πŸ‘ 3284 πŸ” 846 πŸ’¬ 602 πŸ“Œ 405
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He seems pretty sensitive whenever someone confronts him with evidence that Putin might not be our friend. Even when Fox brings it up.

06.03.2026 23:13 πŸ‘ 12283 πŸ” 3844 πŸ’¬ 1078 πŸ“Œ 285
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Democratic House Rep. Maxine Waters to Brandon Johnson and JB Pritzker at the memorial for Rev. Jesse Jackson in Chicago:

"To the governor and the mayor here, I liked how you handled the city and the state when ICE came in here. Thank you."

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06.03.2026 23:25 πŸ‘ 718 πŸ” 163 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 3
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Pete Hegseth claims Donald Trump has renamed the map of North America.
Prior to the Ukraine invasion, Putin used the same tactics. He claimed that Ukraine was not an independent nation - just part of greater Russia.
Fuck your greater America Trump. You are a criminal.

06.03.2026 23:31 πŸ‘ 964 πŸ” 406 πŸ’¬ 154 πŸ“Œ 63

This is one of the most jaw dropping moments of Trump’s presidency. Up there with brainstorming about injecting bleach and shining light up orifices to cure COVID.

06.03.2026 23:31 πŸ‘ 5807 πŸ” 1512 πŸ’¬ 259 πŸ“Œ 48
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βœ”οΈ Fact Check: TRUE

06.03.2026 23:32 πŸ‘ 767 πŸ” 349 πŸ’¬ 22 πŸ“Œ 10

The Department of Justice has sued 30 states and DC for access to their unreacted sensitive voter data. My law firm is fighting them in all 30 cases.

We are dedicating so many resources because these are the most important legal fights and the future of free and fair elections is at stake.

06.03.2026 23:41 πŸ‘ 16094 πŸ” 4139 πŸ’¬ 384 πŸ“Œ 138
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Oh snapppp!

Rev. Dr. Jamal Bryant at the memorial service for Rev. Jesse Jackson:

"The service wouldn't have been this long if were able to go to the Capitol, but the Capitol is now only reserved for pedophiles and podcasters."

🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿

06.03.2026 23:46 πŸ‘ 2446 πŸ” 766 πŸ’¬ 48 πŸ“Œ 48
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Bessent says the Trump admin may now lift sanctions on even more Russian oil to try and reduce oil prices during Trump’s war. This would provide a massive injection of cash to fund Putin’s war machine.

06.03.2026 23:47 πŸ‘ 1925 πŸ” 823 πŸ’¬ 322 πŸ“Œ 164
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REPORT: Trump has privately expressed serious interest in deploying U.S. ground troops inside Iran, according to multiple officials.

Sources say he’s discussed sending a small contingent of troops for targeted operations. The White House denies any decision has been made. (NBC News)

06.03.2026 23:47 πŸ‘ 1296 πŸ” 546 πŸ’¬ 256 πŸ“Œ 70
MAGA UNDER FIRE After SHOCKING RACIST Texts Are LEAKED
MAGA UNDER FIRE After SHOCKING RACIST Texts Are LEAKED YouTube video by Katie Phang

Young Republicans repeatedly getting busted for group chats filled with violent racism, anti-Semitism, & misogyny. The latest involves the Miami GOP Sec. & the Pres. of Turning Point USA FIU.

I’ve got the horrid details & thoughts on why the GOP’s future is in the gutter.

youtu.be/3_JK6Mr8Gg0?...

06.03.2026 02:19 πŸ‘ 1657 πŸ” 699 πŸ’¬ 63 πŸ“Œ 18
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THEY FINALLY DID IT! Sheldon Whitehouse officially called out the connections between Trump, Epstein, and Russia on the Senate floor.

06.03.2026 02:31 πŸ‘ 2283 πŸ” 1045 πŸ’¬ 84 πŸ“Œ 55

Yesterday, the White House used Call of Duty frames in their Iran war hype video.

They are hyping the prospect of war like an exciting video game.

Yes, I know this administration has no bottom.

No class, no integrity, no honor, no decency.

Yet they never cease to shock me.

06.03.2026 02:35 πŸ‘ 3910 πŸ” 943 πŸ’¬ 185 πŸ“Œ 39
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Raskin: What makes somebody a good lawyer?

You have to identify with the people who are the victims of injustice β€” not with their perpetrators.

So I would say to Pam Bondi: If you’re going to stand with the victimizers and not the victims, then you’re not a real lawyer.

14.02.2026 23:25 πŸ‘ 19530 πŸ” 4971 πŸ’¬ 522 πŸ“Œ 193

ICE using the same ruse that Ted Bundy used to kidnap people should tell you something.

15.02.2026 01:51 πŸ‘ 21105 πŸ” 8184 πŸ’¬ 372 πŸ“Œ 170
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Videos like this are utterly cathartic.

I want EVERY Dem to throw away decorum and politeness and start YELLING the truth, like Rep. McGovern.

06.03.2026 00:42 πŸ‘ 850 πŸ” 424 πŸ’¬ 25 πŸ“Œ 33
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Was AI used for the targeting that likely resulted in the bombing of the girls school?

We must have answers to that question and there is ZERO reason for delay because the Pentagon damn well already knows the answer.

06.03.2026 00:44 πŸ‘ 3815 πŸ” 1268 πŸ’¬ 167 πŸ“Œ 54
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2026 🌊

06.03.2026 00:44 πŸ‘ 8313 πŸ” 1978 πŸ’¬ 286 πŸ“Œ 132

I’m noticing a pattern that every time Republicans say something is fake news that basically confirms it is true.

06.03.2026 00:55 πŸ‘ 2171 πŸ” 384 πŸ’¬ 68 πŸ“Œ 10

The US blockade of Cuba has no legal basis under international law. An island without an air force or modern artillery is not a security threat; it's a neighbour. If the United States genuinely believes otherwise, the UN Security Council exists for exactly that purpose.

06.03.2026 00:58 πŸ‘ 773 πŸ” 242 πŸ’¬ 22 πŸ“Œ 4
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That’s what I’m talking about

06.03.2026 01:15 πŸ‘ 4149 πŸ” 925 πŸ’¬ 166 πŸ“Œ 61
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06.03.2026 01:26 πŸ‘ 3028 πŸ” 1276 πŸ’¬ 75 πŸ“Œ 42

Every sycophantic ass-kissing unqualified loser hanging around Mar-a-Lago for the last 4 years saw Trump’s presidency as an opportunity to fleece taxpayers with one corrupt scheme after another knowing they could get away with it because the boss is worse and Congress won’t care.

06.03.2026 01:40 πŸ‘ 2297 πŸ” 516 πŸ’¬ 56 πŸ“Œ 15
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AXWORTHY: "If you want to talk about an evil man, [Trump's] an evil man. There's no question about it. And he is doing everything in his power to totally create this disruption that the Prime Minister has talked about in the world." #cdnpoli

04.03.2026 13:07 πŸ‘ 56 πŸ” 27 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1