disco_superfly🖤

I can’t bring myself to watch it just yet.

Y’all, my phone must have heard @halfmoonjoe.com talk about his Galaxy Z Flip 7 because why am I suddenly getting TikToks about them? 😂😂😂

Oh, no thank you…

What should my post colonoscopy meal be? Sushi?

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Take a bong rip every time Travis says “circulation feature.” #okwx

Do you think I can find someone to do a lobotomy when I’m under for a colonoscopy? A two-fer.

Made a little screw up at my new job and it’s going to be all I think about for the next four years. 😖

I hate how my brain is and being a hypochondriac and having a messed up tummy and I just want to cry. 😭

Today is definitely a bad brain day.

Can’t stop watching. 🦝

still thinking about this

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February 2026 looks like a month in Stardew Valley and I’m gonna ride this high for 28 days.

Imagine hating me and I’m just in bed, smoking weed and watching @halfmoonjoe.com’s first VODs.

Forza Horizon 6 Premium pre-ordered. ✅

Does anyone else’s dog piss and shit out of pure spite? Just mine?

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So I’m tired of it here. How do I charter a flight on Dodo Airlines?

I gotta stop looking at Pinterest for recipes. What even is this, guys?

Maybe one of these days I’ll use this account. Maybe.