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Just an AuDHD Queerdo living in the PNW!🏔️🥾🌲 Gots me a Hubby, a Doggo, and a Kitty😊 🔒 @realbearofpnw.bsky.social

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Apparently it’s,”nothing but bullshit Tuesday” at work today

24.02.2026 18:37 👍 30 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Can’t blame a guy for trying 😉

23.02.2026 18:49 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Hell yeah we will!

29.01.2026 04:43 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

@realbearofpnw.bsky.social “Why are you snoring jazz at me?”🤣😂😴🎷🎶

16.01.2026 02:35 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Nilla-Scotch Bitches!!! @realbearofpnw.bsky.social #marvsmusings

12.01.2026 04:11 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Lunch with my handsome hubby! @realbearofpnw.bsky.social 🥰😍😘

22.11.2025 21:20 👍 42 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’ll have to give it a try when the weather gets warmer!

14.11.2025 00:44 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You have excellent taste is dogs! Westies are the best!

14.11.2025 00:41 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I hope y’all end up enjoying it as much as we did!

28.10.2025 00:02 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Very sad that this has come to an end. Such an amazing experience from start to finish. @realbearofpnw.bsky.social and I hoping for another season!🤞

26.10.2025 17:47 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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SQUEEEEEEE!!! 💙🩶🩷🫶 The Hubby and our baby girl are the cutest!! @realbearofpnw.bsky.social

17.10.2025 03:59 👍 53 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Thanks for breakfast Babe!

11.10.2025 22:13 👍 27 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Schedules aligned so that @realbearofpnw.bsky.social and I got to spend lunch together 😊. Really enjoyed getting to hang out with my favorite person in the middle of the day! Thanks for the Jersey Mike’s Babe 😘😘.

02.10.2025 20:17 👍 90 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0
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Can’t believe it’s finally here!!! Here’s to a long weekend playing this with @realbearofpnw.bsky.social !!

12.09.2025 03:04 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Thanks @realbearofpnw.bsky.social for making this dream come true!! Can’t believe we are about to see Lady Gaga!🤩😍 You’re looking hella cute tonight too!😘

08.08.2025 02:54 👍 68 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0

You are obviously doing Saturday right!

02.08.2025 16:54 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Daddy’s sausage is the most important meal of the day😈

02.08.2025 16:53 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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How can I be expected to work when the babies are being so damn cuddly?

01.08.2025 14:51 👍 91 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1

The fact that Roku City only has 3 Ninja Turtles is a constant source of irritation.

29.07.2025 05:00 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I had an incredible time with you Daddy!

20.07.2025 03:42 👍 23 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’ll give it a try next time!

16.07.2025 03:49 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I had poutine for the first time tonight. I can say with all certainty that it won’t be my last!

16.07.2025 02:55 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Damn I married well! Love our adventures together @realbearofpnw.bsky.social 😍. Thanks for making today magical. In and out of the bed😈

15.07.2025 03:06 👍 65 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

You’re fuckin hot! 🥵

11.07.2025 14:07 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
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01.07.2025 23:50 👍 37 🔁 8 💬 1 📌 0

As she said, he better go find that ass!

20.06.2025 03:09 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Literally just yelled at some kids to get off my lawn. TBH, it felt great. Highly recommend!!!

19.06.2025 22:52 👍 23 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The Celery Stalks at Midnight is still one of my all time favorite books!📕

12.06.2025 15:17 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Not mad at it on a Saturday morning either

07.06.2025 11:40 👍 75 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

BEST… PRIDE…EVER…

04.06.2025 14:05 👍 19 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0