I forgot women’s day… I will now begin apologizing
11.03.2025 17:19
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I forgot women’s day… I will now begin apologizing
When i have to fart but don’t I am holding space
I’m homeschooling myself with TikTok
Check out lady Journey podcast! We’re talking fall flavors with Sebastian Connelli!
youtu.be/TFXyfr-HJg4?...
I’m into Thanksgiving a-sides. (Uncle Jim stopped taking his medicine)
This year
My uncle is a brilliant sci-fi writer but so far he’s only been published on Facebook.
Eating too much cake is the sin of gluttony. However, eating too much pie is okay because the sin of pi is always zero.
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Tweets on Bluesky are called bloops.
I’m tired of podcasts taking an honest look.
I tried to go through my fiancées phone. It was so boring I gave up. I wish he would cheat because im sad for him.
Someone tried to tell me that Oreos are plant based. I’m like yes if you mean that they come from a factory.
I wouldn’t say I’m “living my dreams” but I am surviving them.
when you get knocked up by a republican, it's a red scare.
I call cargo shorts purse pants
