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Latest novel: THE GREAT AMERICAN BETRAYAL "Best Comedy Books of 2022" —Vulture English professor, novelist, satirist, editor, father, husband, dog owner, gardener https://scottsteinonline.com

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Last week of classes. I am done reading Kafka for a while (though I have around 22 student papers to read next week).

11.03.2026 00:18 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The suspected bomb throwers are very local—one's from our high school (where our kid went). Based on what I see on Facebook, some people who live around here are losing their minds. But our town made the national news (GMA) a couple of weeks ago for snowfall totals, so it kind of balances out.

11.03.2026 00:16 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I mean, 5 years for a degree in biomedical engineering, it's an odd thing for me to be bragging about.

11.03.2026 00:08 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I'm all bragging, "he graduated, he's working at CHOP," not that there's anything wrong with working at a salad place

11.03.2026 00:04 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I told a cousin from out of the area that my son was working at CHOP and they thought I meant the salad place.

11.03.2026 00:02 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

The first thing I read and talk to my graduate students about is generous reading as a foundational practice for our class. We're going to assume that I chose each thing on our reading list because we can get something out of it, and we're going to read for that first. Then, we can critique.

10.03.2026 15:44 👍 174 🔁 24 💬 2 📌 2

Real people eschew these words.

10.03.2026 13:54 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Kinetic Lethal Lobster Tail

10.03.2026 13:52 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Satirists and parodists are so tired.

10.03.2026 13:49 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

WE WERE ON A SHORT-TERM EXCURSION!

09.03.2026 21:25 👍 5 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
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a man is standing in front of a window with the words just when i thought i was out , they pull me back in Alt: a man is standing in front of a window with the words just when i thought i was out , they pull me back in

I'm building a website for a new thing I'm apparently going to be doing.

10.03.2026 11:26 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

They had the concept of a plan

09.03.2026 23:25 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

WE WERE ON A SHORT-TERM EXCURSION!

09.03.2026 21:25 👍 5 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

This is why Philly greases the lampposts.

09.03.2026 20:36 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
4 books, covers shown. Franz Kafka The Drawings; Kafkaesque stories inspired by Kafka edited by John Kessel and James Patrick Kelly; Kafka y Robert Crumb and David Zane Mairowitz; Kafkaesque by Peter Kuper

4 books, covers shown. Franz Kafka The Drawings; Kafkaesque stories inspired by Kafka edited by John Kessel and James Patrick Kelly; Kafka y Robert Crumb and David Zane Mairowitz; Kafkaesque by Peter Kuper

Tomorrow’s Kafka class will include some show-and-tell as I pass these around.

09.03.2026 13:35 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

You make a good point.

09.03.2026 14:25 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Writers, this might not be the best way to handle rejection.

09.03.2026 14:15 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

"No boots on the ground!" [Distributes flip-flops]

09.03.2026 14:04 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Trump's big problem with new Supreme Leader is nepotism.

09.03.2026 13:43 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
4 books, covers shown. Franz Kafka The Drawings; Kafkaesque stories inspired by Kafka edited by John Kessel and James Patrick Kelly; Kafka y Robert Crumb and David Zane Mairowitz; Kafkaesque by Peter Kuper

4 books, covers shown. Franz Kafka The Drawings; Kafkaesque stories inspired by Kafka edited by John Kessel and James Patrick Kelly; Kafka y Robert Crumb and David Zane Mairowitz; Kafkaesque by Peter Kuper

Tomorrow’s Kafka class will include some show-and-tell as I pass these around.

09.03.2026 13:35 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Giving all soldiers sneakers and then telling the public, "No boots on the ground."

09.03.2026 12:29 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Needless to say, but I said it anyway.

09.03.2026 11:38 👍 2 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0

Some obvious choices. David Lynch, Gabriela Garcia Marquez, Severance…

09.03.2026 00:16 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

YES

09.03.2026 00:06 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Last week of Kafka class is here. Tuesday’s topic is writers and artists influenced by Kafka, adaptations of his work or works inspired by him, etc. Any favorites?

08.03.2026 23:57 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

"We changed the clocks this weekend and time is a construct."

"I'm still marking you late."

08.03.2026 16:32 👍 11 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

Americans hear a draft is possible and get excited for NFL fantasy football.

08.03.2026 23:35 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Here is a chance to assert my superior taste in a world that otherwise ignores me.

08.03.2026 23:33 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Jerry Yes

08.03.2026 23:23 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Sunset between bare trees and houses. Some kind of red/orange and yellow horizontal angled stripes.

Sunset between bare trees and houses. Some kind of red/orange and yellow horizontal angled stripes.

Sunset.

08.03.2026 23:21 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0