joe rogan, flustered, sweating: i just cant believe that trump lied. he said he wouldnt get us into another war. jamie, bring up that picture of a dog with a cowboy hat on that i like
babe wake up a new culture war just dropped
6 seconds into first teams meeting of the day: (corporate gulp) everyone shut the fuck up
wearing size 3 brogues to show trump who is the real president
downloaded smashmouth_all_albums.exe from limewire and now this wont stop playing at full volume
save yourself some time by recording your THE FALL OF MR BEAST podcasts now fellas
anyone who posted 'men used to go war' guess where you get to go now buddy
welcome to america! for more information, dial 911
just imagined the sun being triangular and got a nosebleed
i have invented a new superfood im calling the 'execution banana' would you like to try one
i dont want to do any of this anymore
if anyone from a future civilization with access to time travel is reading this please go back and kick the first monkey you see holding a tool to death
in the wake of kristi noem leaving her position, we've taken a look at the long list of potential replacements and would love you all to welcome HADES, RULER OF THE UNDERWORLD
its quittin time baby! and you know what that means (move from medium rectangle to big rectangle before lying in bed with small rectangle)
me (1984, watching a terminator kill every police officer in the building): yes! go clanker go!
you (an idiot): but they used cutting edge ai to determine the strikes i dont understand how it hit children
hegseth: (typing HELLO AI PLEASE KILL SCHOOL KIDS into yahoo answers)
just give trump another letter from 'the queen'
@jeevaction do you want to become one of my scentsy sellers
goo tube
the onion tweeting in 2013: donald trump declares war on iran
donald trump tweeting in 2026: i have declared war on iran
there's a reason i am the way i am, and bunking into butlins most weekends during my teenage years is probably it
i spelt it wrong but i am not joking
in secondary school our headmaster was named mr moggeridge and holy shit he dodged a bullet dying before 2026
ordered this guy from amazon
jigsaw: i want to play a game
me: how about monopoly
jigsaw: okay
'woken' implies 'sleep', and gregor old buddy, i'd swap in a hearbeat
the streisand syndrome is a proposed condition to explain why hostages occasionally develop a psychological bond with barbra streisand
throw that fucken monkey in the sea
brian blessed replaced with timothee chalamet
some of you have never vomitted on a dance floor to the sound of bandages by hot hot heat and it shows
if you put lemon juice on your pancakes you are a coward
