Rachel Dresbeck

Trump once again looking out for his boss

Same. Still happens.

This explains a lot.

Rub some ivermectin on it and get back out there, you wuss

Markwayne Mullin is the same dude already under scrutiny for suspicious stock trades.

And he’s supposed to run America’s national security.

• No government security experience
• No law enforcement background
• No intelligence work
• No military service
• Not even a bachelor’s degree

Figurines of Brady Bunch and Partridge Family fighting each other

I have created a diorama of the Partridge family attacking the Brady Bunch family. My life is very boring.

This is the fastest way to diagnose writing problems.

as one does.

Industry!

C'est la guerre.

Turns out lawlessness is not a winning strategy. See you at Nuremberg 2.0

Doomscrolling is the weaponization of literacy

The way we live now.

Jesus has the Marco Rubio middle-distance stare of despair.

Hamburger Helper for the youths.

Bombing to try to reinstall a Pahlavi reflects a lot of faith in both Airpower and Heirpower.

10/10 No notes.

The United States has become a proxy of Israel is something that I don’t think is even a moderate exaggeration. A truly remarkable example of surrendering national interest to a foreign country.

he inherited a plumbing business and never served

It cannot be stressed enough how these Republicans don’t see government jobs as jobs at all. They see them as titles, no-show gigs where they can do whatever they want. That’s why they hated the people in those jobs before, they thought it was a scam because they don’t believe in doing the work.

$300 Million in jet planes lost to a fuckup.

That’s 83 five year NIH R01 grants burned in minutes due to error, aka poor execution of this unnecessary war which serves only to make the world more dangerous.

Congrats on your promotion!

I often think of this Doug Coupland quote.
"I have to endure pinheads like you rusting above me for the rest of my life, always grabbing the best piece of cake first and then putting a barbed-wire fence around the rest."

I know nothing, and I know this.

Where are the Stark sisters when you need them?

5 GOP House members + 20 GOP Senators could could *finish* this today. 25 people out of a nation of ~340 million.

OK, 21 GOP Senators, depending on Fetterman.

It's convenient for declaring that state of emergency that he longs for.

You were so sad when mean old Biden took Afghanistan away, nice Mr. Trump decided to give you a shiny new war to thank you for helping elect him president for the second time.

It's almost impossible to comprehend how many people have died now because a racist reality star just couldn't deal with having a popular black president.

things every single republican president of your lifetime has done

- started a war in the middle east
- completely destroyed the economy