Wendy 💦🥩

Ah fuck it I’m going to sleep

Props to old glory robot insurance too lol

Klimpy’s!!

a woman is peeking out of a doorway and making a surprised face . Alt: Lucille Bluth giving a suspicious look to GOB and closing the door on him. After saying “why are you trying to get me out of the house”

I keep thinking during the day about all the things “…This does not bode well”

Not as bad as hot dog fingers…

Spontaneous dental hydroplosion

It’s never too late!

Such good face. Wait…

Gotta fool my professors with that “still photo” and it always works cuz they so old 😬

Every job interview I’ve ever had…#ITYSL

I think “Flavortown Food Fight” are the only words Guy Fieri knows how to say, so yeah, new show should be just as annoying

WTF do you do when one of your ears pops? I can’t hear shit…

Goddamnit, Alex.

You should change your name

Les, can I talk to you for a second?

This is why no one watches AOL Blast

Best part of my day, tbh

Alex is online!!

Mortal Kombat 4 for Nintendo 64 had endings that make you (or at least me) exclaim "This is Cinema!"

#retrogame #retrogaming #Nintendo64

“ this does not bode well “

@theunorthodox.bsky.social
@corncobtv.bsky.social

Twin Peaks title intro but instead it says “I’m here you fuckaas bitch”

Threatening people with things they enjoy 😬

a cartoon of a man holding a paddle with the caption looking out the window that 's a paddling ALT: a cartoon of a man holding a paddle with the caption looking out the window that 's a paddling

You need to stop causing trouble or you’re getting the paddle

a man in a blue shirt and tie is saying `` i saw elvis in a potato chip once . `` ALT: a man in a blue shirt and tie is saying `` i saw elvis in a potato chip once . ``

Hell yeah!