Base-blue-balls.
Base-blue-balls.
I was in a 2 hour briefing today on the Iran War. All the briefings are closed, because Trump can't defend this war in public.
I obviously can't disclose classified info, but you deserve to know how incoherent and incomplete these war plans are.
1/ Here's what I can share:
the new york times post captioned βhere are the suggested serving sizes of common household supplies that surprised us the mostβ with a photo of a glob of white goo in the palm of a hand
gotta be another way to do this
HONG KONG (AP) - China reports its exports jumped nearly 22% year-on-year in January to February, while shipments to the US fell 11%.
@apnews.com
Trump posting βforthwithβ
Concepts of a mining plan.
Kind of amazing how this party contains members that are both bloodsworn to Israel and also filled with Nazi holocaust deniers.
World diplomacy via shitposting.
Yeah, the graphics are obviously more primitive but if that's not a deal-breaker the systems underneath are all just as good.
Oh nice, I've been playing it on and off in early access.
bsky.app/profile/carl...
Kolanovic.
Pentagon today: the war is just getting started!
Their commander in chief, less than an hour later: "the war is very complete"
Trumpβs Holy Warriors Finally Got the Apocalypse Theyβve Prayed For www.motherjones.com/politics/202... via @kieraevebutler.bsky.social @motherjones.com
Sometimes I think people deserve what they get.
Quite possibly the dumbest terrorists I've ever heard of.
Chatgbt, draw me an image of our troops being welcomed as liberators, for the president
Find a second joke.
I can't compete with this.
Attacks leave dead vs killed
The skeleton wars have begun. π’
I think this is about the temperature but honestly it works for decades as well
A screenshot from the New York Stock Exchange website saying that America 250 is ringing the opening bell tomorrow at 6:26 a.m.
I shit you not America 250 is ringing the opening bell at the NYSE tomorrow www.nyse.com/_events/NDE1...
Nah you just succeeded on a perception check.
It's just about to turn blue, that's fine.