Upside: I didn't intractably awaken at 0315 again today.
Downside: from 0500 on I had a series of terrifying, apocalyptic dreams that have left me both depressed and exhausted.
Happy Tuesday! 🙃
Wave like a circus seal and ask if you needed help unloading those fuzzy nuts 👅
I neeeeeed these shorts! 🥵🥵
Looks like you could use a victory blowie! 😍
Come! You'd fit right in with us perverts 😈
Oh I do 😏
I think you severely underestimate just how badly I want your body and cock 🫦
This being the 9th of March, you all have exactly one week to prepare your finest nude to celebrate my birthday. I already feel my dick twitch with antici-
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That smile gives me as much energy as the coffee would 😍
If we made it through a single set without me mauling you I'd be shocked 👀
I thought I was buying mild peppers but instead bought a bag of the merciless peppers of Quetzalacatenango, grown deep in the jungle primeval by the inmates of a Guatemalan insane asylum. I'm pretty sure I burned the lining off my lungs and killed @thealtvesciboy.bsky.social sautéing them.
Why sure. Just let me slip into something more comfortable, like your shorts. 😏
My nuts literally never complain about attention 😏
Time is irrelevant where that heavy fucker's concerned 🥵
Put those right on my tongue please! 👅
Staring at my Apple Watch on the rear delt fly machine, camera looking up my gym shorts at my hairy nuts and a hint of shaft.
In a DST haze I forgot to pack a gym jock 😅😏
Definitely making me rise an hour early 🥵
::looks at the news:: roughly 1938
That's like saying "just the Venus de Milo" 🥵😍
Bush spilling out the side of a black jock, lying on blue sheets.
Afternoon sidebush
Unf, I can smell it from here 🥵👅👅
Thank god for doggy style because unnnnnf that ass 🥵
I just wanna smoosh my face right between those tiddies 🫦
But I want it in me right now 🥵
Locker room mirror pic in a grey thong
Grey thong from the back
Thong Sathurday at the Gythm
And you're still handsome af! 😍
Fuuuuuuck 🥵👅
I for one would love to glaze your path 🥵
I just really wanna tongue-kiss both of your heads 🫦👅
Oh I am definitely appreciating that incredible bush! 🥵
