miller low life

fuck these people, i hope they are stalked by misfortune

three different girls tonight saying they wanted to find jobs as influencers, babygirl pleaseeee reconsider this

one crazy white boy in love has done more to protect trans people than ten thousand yard signs

everybody needs to calm down or get more insane. thank you

Once again i must mourn that the wrong gay jewish new york based essayist named David died

gotta go hammer and tongs on these brows soon

gimme a reese’s cup with like, coffee nougat or something instead of pb inside. or hell, put coffee in the pb. fuck me up

anyone who ever posted “the curtains are blue 😏” “Poe actually just liked ravens a lot” is a cosmic level dullard and is probably deeply exhilarated by facebook ai art

Carraway uses the word “vulnerable” to describe himself when he narrates here, and that is, you know, relevant! it suggests that perhaps the older carraway no longer treats his fathers advice with the same reverence he might have when it was given. this matters! this is character! this is theme

dogshit like this presumes that the words and form are meaningless, that the language must be needlessly complicated, that any meaning to be delivered can be done so at a 3rd grade level. which is the remit of a fucking moron

your read of it may not be accurate to what is intended of course, and there is value in understanding what an author themselves intended, but them much larger point is that you need to actually consider what is in front of you and actually appreciate that people made choices

second year of a film degree, an early exercise was to watch Robocop, and read it so closely, breakdown every frame for meaning, until it was almost absurd. the point was to hammer into us that a work, even a commercial one like the robot cop movie, is laden with intention

much much sooner than you think: women can be compelled to appreciate men by the state

first haircut in like a decade, nothing fancy

man i cant believe the new york times of all places is out here demanding unceasing reverence for a dead rapist‘s little trophies

as i become a far more frequent user of the the ttc, i must conclude that i am preternaturally skilled at getting on trains in need of a crew change, or these guys work like 45 minute shifts

the battle between the dive bar faggot and tea shop queer is long and unbroken and rages forevermore. and in the distance, the rave doll, gliding over all

oh christ i hadn’t even thought of that. gotta say i don’t like this mass takeover of various municipal bodies that the ford government is doing without restraint or resistance

scottish guy going through his kids' tiktok fyp: look at this bairnrot

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to be clear i fully support off the shelf double pussy surgery. let me take the drug that helped me turn my entire health situation around in 2 years

everybody's like "ooh off the shelf double pussy surgery" but when a bitch wants to stop the binge eating that's got her 150 pounds overweight it's concern trolling "you should try accepting yourself" all the way down

THANK YOU

unlimited support to her and unlimited death to the world that made it necessary

this piece doesn't have a home online any more, RIP Cohost, but yeah

hey man, wallet inspector here. just need to make sure everything is in line, so hand it over. don't worry I'll hand it right back when im done

from left to right: repper; a future “sozzled plonkers” headline writer; woman who will absolutely sexually humiliate her children for years

“harry otter” damn how will we crack this code

huh