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Refugee from Birdland. Betting, cricket, lefty politics, rugby, Everton... cba with multiple accounts, so you have to put up with all of those.

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I wish the German greens had realised this before ditching emission free nuclear energy for filthy (in at least two senses) Russian gas.

11.03.2026 23:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Braggart ๐Ÿ˜œ

11.03.2026 23:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I reckon that was during my crossing from Harwich to Hoek van Holland in 2017.

11.03.2026 23:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Haha. This reminds me of the people asking Gary Glitter for links to his autobiography as a PDF file...

11.03.2026 23:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Let's settle this once and for all:

ยฃ5 note - Stephen Fry
ยฃ10 note - Floella Benjamin
ยฃ20 note - Nigella Lawson
ยฃ50 note - Mark E Smith

11.03.2026 23:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No mate it's just false mammary syndrome...

11.03.2026 23:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

How do you go about getting one?

11.03.2026 22:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

As was my wife until January. Still no Costco, though she does have a blue light card now ๐Ÿ˜€

11.03.2026 22:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

In theory you have to be a relevant business I think?

My local pub has an account (fair enough), but so do most of the customers... the BT engineer, the pensioner couple, the plumber...

11.03.2026 21:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Indeed. Dear Leader is too incompetent to fit trackers, and the idiot bootlickers are too stupid to think of it *and* too incompetent to swap shoes or heels.

11.03.2026 21:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Still disagree. He was and is a grubby influence peddlar who casually forwarded sensitive government email to Epstein. I don't think he's a nonce, though (of course I don't know for sure).

11.03.2026 21:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You did indeed. I still doubt it (and I still dislike him and think he should never have been appointed).

11.03.2026 21:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Toughened phone screens to resist razor blades for, erm, reasons...

11.03.2026 21:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I doubt he did that, much though I dislike him. He's gay, and has no track record of being attracted to boys that I'm aware of.

11.03.2026 21:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I sometimes think I must be the only person in the UK without a Costco account...

11.03.2026 20:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Reheeling bars?

11.03.2026 19:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh no!

I think AO have an interest free offer on now, if that helps?

11.03.2026 19:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The small roads there are called the Beighton Laines.

11.03.2026 14:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My first thought was that "unknown projectiles" meant "Oops, we thought you were laying mines".

11.03.2026 10:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 19 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You'd think that buying a pair of the same shoes in your own size would be an obvious self preservation tactic.

11.03.2026 10:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 22 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

((Padmรฉ meme))

So the up-to-date replacements are already in place, right?

Right?

11.03.2026 09:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Haha yes.

Apart from that, though... if only there were a recent *UK* example of a broad church political party driving out everyone not deemed pure enough. I'm sure we'd all see them doing really well...

10.03.2026 23:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Not a fan of these B52s remixes tbh.

10.03.2026 23:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's almost as though nobody has any idea of the concept of the Hidden Imam.

Shia Islam meets L. Ron Hubbard.

10.03.2026 22:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Love Scats.

10.03.2026 22:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Funny how he has changed Carney from "Governor" to "future Governor". It's only a small step from here to the obvious "never Governor".

10.03.2026 22:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What other position should hรฉ have been selected in?

(Yes I know that's not your point, but allow me the joke, please?)

10.03.2026 21:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Jacob Rees-Mogg

10.03.2026 21:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

As will Xi Jinping.

10.03.2026 21:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

100/1 here if you want.

10.03.2026 21:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0