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@fernballew

Currently: Contributor at @theonion | Formerly: @WhiskeyJournal, @pitchjokes | Rejected by: @REALpunknews, @Reductress, @StephenAtHome, @verge, TK

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The most unpredictable person at a skatepark is the skater with an ace bandage poorly wrapped around one of their wrists.

10.03.2026 18:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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From: youtu.be/RAS8iya7mTA?...

10.03.2026 17:41 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Early contender for clip of the year

10.03.2026 17:40 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

Skateboarding is so funny what do you mean you have beef with an inanimate concrete object

09.03.2026 23:33 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah still looking for a better spot to film from to do the spot justice.

09.03.2026 23:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
09.03.2026 19:50 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Too many people going to fakie who should be going to THERAPY

09.03.2026 19:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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09.03.2026 01:33 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Good skating can save a bad song but a good song can never save bad skating

09.03.2026 01:23 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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CONFIRMED: Tom Knox is spiritually a midwestern skater

08.03.2026 14:03 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

90s comedy where rival skateshops set aside their differences to take down the new corporate shop in town threatening to force both to close

08.03.2026 01:48 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Challenging the CEO of Venture Trucks to tighten the back bolts with a T-tool

07.03.2026 18:28 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Crazy that Mostly Skateboarding has done more to advocate for the success of remote work than Congress.

07.03.2026 17:42 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

What do you mean my childhood indoor park is getting kicked out by the new landlords and the hometown hero who’s now a landlord himself hasn’t stepped up to help???

07.03.2026 17:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

VICE needs skateboarding more than skateboarding needs VICE

07.03.2026 02:16 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œI smell a promotion.”

Joey Bovinett, Lawn Waterer

β€œI smell a promotion.” Joey Bovinett, Lawn Waterer

DOJ Employee Charged In Child Pornography Case https://theonion.com/doj-employee-charged-in-child-pornography-case/

06.03.2026 21:30 πŸ‘ 725 πŸ” 68 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 1

Everyone needs to be talking about this.

06.03.2026 03:39 πŸ‘ 1362 πŸ” 691 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1
06.03.2026 17:35 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Filing my taxes and shaking my head so everyone knows I disagree with it.

06.03.2026 02:25 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

They don’t want you to know that blasting cigs with the homies counts as a third space

05.03.2026 20:20 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Promises made promises kept

05.03.2026 17:45 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Your one stop shop for all the best skate videos from the early 90s through the 2010s

05.03.2026 15:58 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Billionaire CEOs eating burgers to distract us from eating them

05.03.2026 14:38 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

A shared Adidas part from Nikolai and Nak-El of b-side footage called β€˜Nik Naks’

05.03.2026 02:43 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Teaching my kids proper skatepark etiquette by telling them to wing it

04.03.2026 23:45 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

WKND skit idea: Pier Se7en with Tom K. screaming β€œWHAT’S IN THE BLOCKS???”

04.03.2026 19:30 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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The plan? Increase demand for robust and reliable public transit by attacking Iran making gas prohibitively expensive.

04.03.2026 19:09 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

A backside flip so nice you forgive them for being a Scientologist

03.03.2026 21:24 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Harmony Korine telling the EDGLRD team there may be a slight delay in this month’s paychecks

03.03.2026 20:52 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

If PJ Ladd had been around 300 years earlier he tragically would've been persecuted during the Salem Switch Trials.

03.03.2026 17:07 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0