Alex

That's funny, I could have sworn he said something about not needing Royal Navy vessels because the war was already won.
You broke it Don, you fix it.

A display of tote bags with the three word slogan - Stockport Isn’t Shit.

Stockport Tourist Board’s new slogan is a winner. Snappy AND mostly accurate. It’s the new “I <3 NY”.

This has got to be good for a laugh

If you ever sit at work concerned about imposter syndrome, watch this clown, and then rejoice in how great you are at your job.

I have a friend, who specialised in how genetics is taught, whose grant was axed by one of these men. His life is in tatters, and his work matters.

Buy it from us on a meter? GET TO FUCK. I’ve never been more sure that I need to go back to school in the next 12 months in my life.

Now only watching the Oscars to see how Matt Berry pronounces Timothee Chalamet

Pope Leo XIV greets a baby dressed as mini Pope during his general weekly audience in St. Peter's Square at the Vatican

Someone has dressed their baby as a pope to meet the Pope and I can't cope.

One of the lads I used to work with bought shoes a size bigger to impress the sales assistants. He also told every girl online he was at least 5’10”.

Reader, he was 5ft 4.

Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now

Quite the thread.

Tiny treats given, though.

I never eat before going to the dentist as I’m a sensitive little creature and therefore a vomit risk, so I go in empty. And then come out ravenous.

Sat in the waiting room between hygienist and dentist appointments. Dentist running late. I am murderous for a coffee and my stomach is almost HOWLING for food.

Nothing to see here.

no really, holy shit

Pauly Walnuts very seriously telling someone that “it’s called Broad daylight because women light up the world”

international women’s day

In case you missed..more documents from the Epstein files were released on Friday 👇

Seven! Yea gods. Should’ve bought a lottery ticket.

Update: six in a row.

Someone just told me that cinnamon rolls are ”overrated” and long story short it’s always painful when a friendship ends.

It took us to get to 14/5/99 and we’ve had five new tracks in a row!

Catching up on my monthly #TOTP backlog and I’ve said ‘40 songs in this chart and they’ve played the same 5 songs’ at every episode so far and I’m realising why this was a weekly show.

What a thread.

Me: these edibles aren't doing shit

Also me:

It should be illegal to be on your period on IWD

This was a better quality match than most of the premier league games over the last month. Wrexham were fantastic.