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I use Gemini when I'm bored β€” and it's better than doomscrolling It became my ultimate distraction

WHAT IF YOU JUST READ A FUCKING BOOK

11.03.2026 16:07 πŸ‘ 5793 πŸ” 1022 πŸ’¬ 46 πŸ“Œ 123
11.03.2026 17:16 πŸ‘ 1093 πŸ” 234 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 13

if you laid down horizontally at the far end of a bowling lane and had people (just regular players, not pros) bowl as they would normally bowl, with balls escorted to the ball return after they make contact with your body, how long do you think it would take you to die?

10.03.2026 14:37 πŸ‘ 59 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 19 πŸ“Œ 1

Its very worrying how people are starting to LOVE ai slop in all its forms, "well it's here to stay!" ughhh

10.03.2026 12:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Going back ib time to kill baby Hitler in order to solve society's ills? Oh honey, you beautiful amateur.

I'm on my way in the time machine to kill
baby Ayn Rand, and then baby Friedrich Hayek, just to be safe.

10.03.2026 12:54 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A Little Golden Book showing a little girl looking at a note. The title is, "Where did the baby go?"

A Little Golden Book showing a little girl looking at a note. The title is, "Where did the baby go?"

She is looking at the ransom note that the kindergarten fan left

09.03.2026 20:05 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
a bright orange vape emerging from the melt of a filthy snowbank

a bright orange vape emerging from the melt of a filthy snowbank

There's treasure everywhere for those who know how to look

09.03.2026 20:02 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
a tree trunk with a section cut out but still in place, over a blue maple sap line in the snow

a tree trunk with a section cut out but still in place, over a blue maple sap line in the snow

A man in a salmon color jumpsuit gestures at the now opened up tree trunk and raised sap mainline in a maple forest in winter, surrounded  by snow.

A man in a salmon color jumpsuit gestures at the now opened up tree trunk and raised sap mainline in a maple forest in winter, surrounded by snow.

I finally opened up the hateful fallen tree

06.03.2026 14:50 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i made jim davis write β€œthese events are canon” on a comic strip where he drew jon arbuckle drinking dog cum and he hired a crisis pr firm about it

05.03.2026 05:12 πŸ‘ 257 πŸ” 57 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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mobOS trailer - Fake OS & Internet Exploration Game

#gamedev #indiedev #gamemaker

06.03.2026 01:23 πŸ‘ 821 πŸ” 263 πŸ’¬ 22 πŸ“Œ 5
The moon going from full moon to a red moon and starting to go back to a normal full moon, then my camera battery door fell off.

The moon going from full moon to a red moon and starting to go back to a normal full moon, then my camera battery door fell off.

Here's my first edit on the March 3rd Lunar Eclipse. 15 moon shots, 1 foreground. Taken over a 3 hourish period.

04.03.2026 04:22 πŸ‘ 8808 πŸ” 1871 πŸ’¬ 143 πŸ“Œ 71
Computer Animation Magic  VHS 1986 only for Eduction
Computer Animation Magic VHS 1986 only for Eduction YouTube video by Rasih BayΓΆlken

Source: Computer Animation Magic youtu.be/v1Gp2DqVWb8

01.03.2026 18:03 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Dear god this is incredible

01.03.2026 05:02 πŸ‘ 78 πŸ” 20 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

practing a new form of mindfulness i call "fun computer" where i spend time at my desk but im not looking at things that make me sad or mad

02.03.2026 13:17 πŸ‘ 2112 πŸ” 189 πŸ’¬ 25 πŸ“Œ 8
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you are not allowed to actually add a volcano to the san francisco skyline.

the video is for eduction only.

01.03.2026 19:26 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Computer Animation Magic  VHS 1986 only for Eduction
Computer Animation Magic VHS 1986 only for Eduction YouTube video by Rasih BayΓΆlken

Source: Computer Animation Magic youtu.be/v1Gp2DqVWb8

01.03.2026 18:03 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Dumped the images off of one of my Gameboy Cameras... found this pic of the moon.

There were eight others, but this was the nice one.

This shot took my biggest lens and a stand made of Lego to hold everything still.

01.03.2026 08:10 πŸ‘ 585 πŸ” 159 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 3
an adorable orange cat curled up asleep with sweet paws, on a red satin blanket

an adorable orange cat curled up asleep with sweet paws, on a red satin blanket

hes not real, merely a projection of cuteness we cannot comprehend into our world

10.01.2026 22:45 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

CONGRATULATIONS! Your PT CRUISER evolved into NISSAN SENTRA!

01.03.2026 11:55 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

More like Dung Ban

01.03.2026 10:21 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Dear god this is incredible

01.03.2026 05:02 πŸ‘ 78 πŸ” 20 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Every major disaster in this country over my lifetime has been self inflicted by right wing ideologues with just enough complicit or inert Democrats to enable or ratify them. That's why we've been on this doom trajectory for the last ~50 years and it'll keep getting worse if that doesn't change

28.02.2026 17:27 πŸ‘ 5524 πŸ” 1254 πŸ’¬ 34 πŸ“Œ 26

there are a lot of people working in the government right now who want to intentionally trigger an apocalypse to create the conditions for the return of jesus christ and I know how crazy that sounds but its absolutely true

28.02.2026 11:54 πŸ‘ 10151 πŸ” 2582 πŸ’¬ 320 πŸ“Œ 397

eager little lapdogs

28.02.2026 12:31 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Liz Warren was clapping for this days ago. Harris and Walz villified Iran on the campaign trail; Chuck Schumer’s TACO bit is in part about Trump being β€œsoft” on Iran. Make no mistake, Democrats love dead Iranians just as much as they love dead Palestinians

28.02.2026 12:29 πŸ‘ 307 πŸ” 122 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 2
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This has me crying in real life πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

🦁

27.02.2026 16:38 πŸ‘ 3287 πŸ” 1214 πŸ’¬ 52 πŸ“Œ 155
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28.01.2026 20:00 πŸ‘ 6853 πŸ” 2012 πŸ’¬ 130 πŸ“Œ 299
a default RPG Maker forest. An anime character says "Fascinating, Mr. Data. Everything in the environment appears to be made of these hard-edged squares..." Also the anime character is Jean Luc Picard

a default RPG Maker forest. An anime character says "Fascinating, Mr. Data. Everything in the environment appears to be made of these hard-edged squares..." Also the anime character is Jean Luc Picard

Check out this RPG Maker game about the crew from Star Trek TNG going into a holodeck sim that Data made from default RPG Maker assets

coleo_kin.itch.io/datas-advent...

26.02.2026 16:39 πŸ‘ 734 πŸ” 265 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 6
Three panels from the first issue of Bone. 
The first panel features Fone Bone and Smiley Bone sweating and looking away as he Phoney Bone shouts:

Fone Bone: DON'T GET HIM STARTED.
Phoney Bone, off-panel:
THEY CANT DO THIS TO ME! YOU CAN'T DO
ANYTHING TO A RICH PERSON THAT HE DOESN'T WANT!

Panel 2: Phoney Bone is upside down with rage, yelling:
GASP! OH! THE HORRIBLE INJUSTICE OF IT ALL!
I'M STILL REELING WITH SHOCK!!

Panel 3: Phoney Bone is up and extending a sweaty desperate hand and exclaims:
I'M A RESPECTED COMMUNITY LEADER!
A SHINING PILLAR OF MORAL STRENGTH!

Three panels from the first issue of Bone. The first panel features Fone Bone and Smiley Bone sweating and looking away as he Phoney Bone shouts: Fone Bone: DON'T GET HIM STARTED. Phoney Bone, off-panel: THEY CANT DO THIS TO ME! YOU CAN'T DO ANYTHING TO A RICH PERSON THAT HE DOESN'T WANT! Panel 2: Phoney Bone is upside down with rage, yelling: GASP! OH! THE HORRIBLE INJUSTICE OF IT ALL! I'M STILL REELING WITH SHOCK!! Panel 3: Phoney Bone is up and extending a sweaty desperate hand and exclaims: I'M A RESPECTED COMMUNITY LEADER! A SHINING PILLAR OF MORAL STRENGTH!

Been thinking Phoney Bone's reaction to being kicked out of Boneville for his many crimes the past few weeks, for no particular reason.

26.02.2026 14:04 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0