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Mostly here to love cats and toast strangers. โ™ฅ๏ธ 32 โ€ข He/Him

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I donโ€™t know if they were any more or less likely to spike a drink, but every guy I met in (southern US) college who self-identified as a Libertarian was absolutely *insufferable*.

The same ๐Ÿ’ฉ values as the โ€œconservativesโ€ but with added snobbishness because they liked to smoke weed with daddyโ€™s $

14.03.2026 19:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Live (in defiance)
Laugh (at the absurdity of it all)
Love (the people & pets that keep you marginally sane)

14.03.2026 17:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A standard-issue brown tabby cat lounging in a bolstered cat bed. They are watching something suspicious (another cat) out of frame.

A standard-issue brown tabby cat lounging in a bolstered cat bed. They are watching something suspicious (another cat) out of frame.

Two cats - a tabby-patterned calico and a gray tabby - snuggle on top of a fuzzy white blanket. They appear very sweet. Appearances can be deceiving.

Two cats - a tabby-patterned calico and a gray tabby - snuggle on top of a fuzzy white blanket. They appear very sweet. Appearances can be deceiving.

A Saturday morning surprise: A bag of Kingโ€™s Hawaiian bread rolls that has been torn open and the top crust eaten by a pack of feral beasts.

A Saturday morning surprise: A bag of Kingโ€™s Hawaiian bread rolls that has been torn open and the top crust eaten by a pack of feral beasts.

โ€˜Kind of Blueโ€™, Miles Davisโ€™s 1959 studio album, sits atop a vinyl record player.

โ€˜Kind of Blueโ€™, Miles Davisโ€™s 1959 studio album, sits atop a vinyl record player.

A Caturday morning update in 4 parts.

14.03.2026 17:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Like other people have said, itโ€™s going to change depending on the phoneโ€™s width and resolution anyway.

If you REALLY care, you can use a non-breaking space character between the punctuation and the emoji. Youโ€™d have to copy & paste it in there each time, but even on mobile itโ€™s pretty easy.ย ๐Ÿค“

12.03.2026 10:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I blame it on the fact I never got one of these bad boys.

09.03.2026 15:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sweet nectar of the Gods.

09.03.2026 13:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Local guy swore for days that they couldnโ€™t find a laptop that was connected somewhere on their floor, so I had it play a 12 hour loop of โ€œNever Gonna Give You Upโ€ through the laptop speakers until someone found it (about 5 minutes later).

17.02.2026 22:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I was about to comment that she reminds me of Xena. ๐Ÿ˜‚

But yeah, I think thatโ€™s the subtext of the more obvious Let Girls Have Fun meme. Not sure how many under-30s would recognize her though.

16.02.2026 17:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Theyโ€™re so rapid-fire too. How they manage to fit 10 sneezes into 5 seconds Iโ€™ll never understand.

11.02.2026 14:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

(@)centuriichan

08.02.2026 20:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man in a black shirt and black jeans is dancing on a green screen . ALT: a man in a black shirt and black jeans is dancing on a green screen .

Traditionally, yes, but they donโ€™t HAVE to be.

Donโ€™t let your dreams be dreams.

29.01.2026 02:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Feels more akin to Dollar General at this point.

Intentionally & explicitly exploitative of their users AND staff. Demonstrably bad for the long term health of the community while purporting to provide an โ€œessential benefitโ€. Uses revenue to bankroll other nefarious but not-yet-profitable endeavors

13.01.2026 15:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Special guest is one of Elonโ€™s kids?

13.01.2026 13:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Lol. Yes, this sums it up nicely. Inner monologue is mostly I/Me until I need some light self-scolding.

07.01.2026 16:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Also okay if the sum or difference of the individual digits is 0 or 5 (e.g. 23 : 2+3=5 or 27 : 7-2=5).

Iโ€™ve got some rationale for every number in the usual volume range EXCEPT 13, 17, 29, and 39 which are icky.

06.01.2026 03:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Lmao these are so cursed, I love it. Youโ€™ve gotta (try to) use these for a one shot or something.

26.12.2025 00:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A meme showing a blood red LA skyline during the wildfires in January 2025. The text reads:

2025 wonโ€™t be that bad.
First week:

A meme showing a blood red LA skyline during the wildfires in January 2025. The text reads: 2025 wonโ€™t be that bad. First week:

Iโ€™m no Nostradamus, but there were signsโ€ฆ

25.12.2025 02:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Aww, theyโ€™re so precious ๐Ÿ˜ป

30.11.2025 18:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hey it worked!

30.11.2025 16:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And contact information for a different person who lived nearby and knew you for each address, no repeats ๐Ÿ˜‘

20.11.2025 13:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Old Tom Bombadil is a merry fellow.

We could all learn a thing or two from Tom.

07.11.2025 22:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a cartoon dragon is standing in a forest ALT: a cartoon dragon is standing in a forest

Yeah well call him Booboo Mushu

04.10.2025 00:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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spongebob is brushing his teeth with a toothbrush and toothpaste . ALT: spongebob is brushing his teeth with a toothbrush and toothpaste .
09.09.2025 00:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a bald man with a beard is wearing a shirt that says girl same ALT: a bald man with a beard is wearing a shirt that says girl same
11.08.2025 00:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Home is where the cat is ๐Ÿ˜ป

03.08.2025 19:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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๐Ÿซ€

24.07.2025 22:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah, but with winter comes the big SAD โ˜น๏ธ

24.07.2025 20:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

In 2025, this is how its starting to feel waking up after a night**

19.07.2025 22:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This helps, thanks ๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿซถ๐Ÿผ

05.07.2025 15:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Another terrible day to have even an ounce of human empathy. ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ

03.07.2025 22:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0