Company Lacks Manpower To Complete Newest Round Of Layoffs
Company Lacks Manpower To Complete Newest Round Of Layoffs https://theonion.com/company-lacks-manpower-to-complete-newest-round-of-layo-1819574660/
This was true in Canada too. Aww, people said, the Americans are finally civilizing. Obama's calm demeanor, intelligence and wit were big factors too. I sometimes think that having had a black president for 8 years drove a crucial number of Americans into a state of nervous collapse
It is an excellent joke, Ian. All hat jokes are funny. Hats are stupid. Rule of life that no one follows: never fight over head fabrics, it helps nothing.
Meet Niles Crane, man of ice and man of fishing, has rod. And here's a blogspot for Canadian men who never saw that Frasier episode. evanwaters.blogspot.com/2010/09/fras...
And don't we all think we're sitting on solid ice with a stick in our hands next to a hole until we hear a sudden cracking noise, she said sententiously. Note: For use in church sermons/Bluesky church sermons/climate warnings/Trump voters/wives who said I told you so.
Yes, it's a reminder of the horror of climate change, but it's also a sitcom. (I'm thinking of the Frasier episode where Niles goes ice-fishing with Martin, just to fit in.) When did they realize they were an island? Was it fast or slow? www.theglobeandmail.com/canada/artic...
I see that his imaginary horse suddenly stopped
Now I’m hearing the sound of what happened to Phil Leotardo’s head at the gas station.
When I said I wanted to live in the 70s I meant more “seeing the Talking Heads at CBGB” and less “learning the taste of gasoline from a siphoning hose.”
I went to get some diesel yesterday, and the woman behind the counter told me I'd been clever to fill up while there's still something in the pumps, since the Strait wouldn't be opening any time soon. I've never received geopolitical advice in a petrol station before.
#InternationalWomensDay
@robdelaney.bsky.social
I love this woman. Her fire burns. Her very voice reminds me not to despair. (Also she is a great lunch date and she says extraordinary things that leave me thinking for months.)
Oh, he says he was screaming in emotional pain the whole time. I can see that now.
On which platform will I unfold my story about the awfulness of Samsung washer-dryers, the black mold that lives within no matter what I goddamn do, and my wild theory about why this is so. Reddit I am headed your way.
Walkable neighbourhood though!
This is the funniest post ever, Shauna.
Kristi Noem escorted from Capitol Hill directly to gravel pit
News In Photo:
Rock Soul Anthems Yesterday at 7:30 AM • * "BREAKING NEWS: Bruce Springsteen has sparked a firestorm of controversy with a blunt statement that has divided sports fans nationwide — calling the mandatory wearing of LGBT armbands a "political charade" and declaring he plays for his team, not for any movement... See more: https://newcelebrities.info/breaking-news-bruce…/ The professional golfer emphasized that competition should remain focused on performance and sportsmanship. His remarks immediately stirred discussion within the sporting world, drawing both strong support and pointed criticism. • See details in the comments. STATE "I DON'T CARE IF THE WHOLE WORLD CALLS ME CONTROVERSIAL - FORCING PLAYERS TO WEAR AN LGBT ARMBAND TURNS BASKETBALL INTO A POLITICAL CIRCUS. I PLAY FOR THE IOWA STATE CYCLONES, FOR MY TEAM AND FOR THE GAME, NOT FOR ANY MOVEMENT"
the AI Slop problem at Facebook (the Dollar General of social media sites) is now so bad it is serving people bullshit about "professional golfer" Bruce Springsteen, who also supposedly plays college basketball for the Iowa State Cyclones and hates gay people.
don’t forget to destroy your clocks tonight, walk away from your mortgage, just start driving, you’re free
Helluva way for the president to refer to dead soldiers — soldiers killed in a war he started.
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the reverse version of those “evolution of man” drawings
Beautiful, devastating writing
Why didn’t they offer subscribers $1 NOT to read it? Why didn’t they warn us?
After reading that sadistic interview with the tragic fat-acceptance writer Lindy West about her dreadful husband and his plot, I wonder if the NYT is a Republican plant. What a cruel piece to publish. What is wrong with the social justice left, what ails them?
The New York Times is offering me a discount from $3 a month. For $2 I just get Games without the rest of the paper …
I know some of you might read this and say "these people can't be stupid! These people run companies! They make huge deals! They read all these books!" and my answer is that some of the stupidest people I've ever met have read more books than you or I will read in a lifetime. While they might be smart when it comes to corporate chess moves or saying "this product category should do this," none of these men - not Altman, Pichai or Nadella - actually has a hand in the design or creation of any of the things their companies make, and they never, ever have. Regardless, I have a larger point: it's time to start mocking these people and tearing down their legends as geniuses of industry. They are not better than us, nor are they responsible for anything that their companies build other than the share price (which is a meaningless figure) and the accumulation of power and resources. These men are neither smart nor intellectually superior, and it's time to start treating them as such.
I also recommend if possible to find whatever humor you can. Make fun of these people. Lampooning them doesn’t discount the seriousness of their actions or the destruction of their works - it undermines their power and status and names, and lightens the soul
www.wheresyoured.at/make-fun-of-...
From the Globe and Mail: Even in the Paralympics, mixed-sex teams mean that men crush women's hopes. Disabled female bodies can't compete with disabled men's bodies. www.theglobeandmail.com/gift/268786d...
