Me: Able to watch TV, have a snack, keep a conversation, and write 1000 words of fiction simultaneously
Also me: Requires perfect silence, controlled temperature, and adjusted lighting to spend 30-45 minutes determining where a single comma should go.
10.03.2026 17:01
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NO NO NO YOU DONβT
GUYS LET ME PLEASE SPREAD THE GOSPEL OF FREE TAX USA
federal is free, state is $16, handles even my chaotic freelancer taxes just fine, same step-by-step βdesigned for normiesβ kind of interface as TurboTax but NOT EVIL
tell everyone you know
www.freetaxusa.com
09.03.2026 01:26
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Yeah, like that. π
06.03.2026 01:12
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I find that if I retrace my digital steps, that is, reopen the exact web page I was on and reread the exact text I was looking at when I had the thought, sometimes the thought gets rethinked. Itβs the best solution Iβve got so far. π
05.03.2026 22:16
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Instead of walking into a room and forgetting what Iβm there for, Iβm worse about wanting to look something up and then forgetting what it was before I can. π
05.03.2026 21:39
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Ugh, the worst! π©
04.03.2026 17:16
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Oh, keeping me busy on all sides! Sometimes I even have time to sleep, still! ππ
04.03.2026 06:07
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Thatβs more like it! πππ
04.03.2026 06:06
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Same! I wonder why this only seems to happen to some of us? An immune reaction, surely, but then why doesnβt it happen to most people?? π€
02.03.2026 20:39
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I hope he got you something better than just germs! ππ
And thanks!! I hope you feel better soon.
02.03.2026 20:37
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Aww, thanks so much! Making some curative soup now.
02.03.2026 20:35
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Aw, thank you! I hope youβre doing well these days!
02.03.2026 20:34
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Urgh, that second wind sounds truly cruel! π
02.03.2026 20:33
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Does anyone else get a mini burst of energy before getting sick? Like a day of productivity and feeling so great you just know whatβs coming?
Also, who thought it was a good idea to give me a cold for my birthday?? π·
01.03.2026 19:27
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Good idea! I mean, theyβre going to need more friends, right??
01.03.2026 04:48
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Perfect, I can do that!
28.02.2026 17:13
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See, that I can do! π
28.02.2026 17:12
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Not yetβ¦ but a couple more books and a landslide may be imminentβ¦
28.02.2026 17:11
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Sounds like you know this from experience, LOL π
28.02.2026 17:10
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Yes!! The bookstore! And the library! And all the bookstores I go to on vacation!
And ebooks!
And all the short fiction on the internet! π±π±
28.02.2026 17:10
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Indeed! The real trick is reading all of the things I want!!
28.02.2026 17:08
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The approval I needed to hear! Thanks π
28.02.2026 17:07
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How many books in the TBR pile on my bedside table do I have to read before I can justify buying more?? π€
28.02.2026 15:37
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Nooooo that dream!! π±
But CONGRATS real life acceptance!!!
26.02.2026 18:35
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I don't want to read a book written by AI.
I don't want to read a book half written by AI.
I don't want to read a book narrated by AI.
I don't want to read a book with an AI cover.
I don't want to read a book written by somebody who supports AI.
26.02.2026 13:45
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Made a custard tart with meringue on top. Separated all those eggs, just to put them back together in a new form. π
24.02.2026 17:05
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Exactly this! Please!!
22.02.2026 18:29
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All I really want from MS Word is more highlighter colors for my text.
A zillion options for coloring text, but not for highlighting? Really??
21.02.2026 23:10
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Yeah, thatβs also a good option. π
20.02.2026 05:45
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Typical cats!
19.02.2026 18:19
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