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Jayne 32-year-old working dog! She/they transfem πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ Ξ˜Ξ”. May repost Tummy and Titty Under 18 DNI πŸ”ž @grandeschaton.bsky.social is my overstuffed deer plush @biggestspecial.bsky.social are my scaly snuggle beasts

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Emperor work in progress

13.03.2026 17:48 πŸ‘ 205 πŸ” 68 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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Health Speculations Swirl After Trump Screams, β€˜Fuck! I’m Dying!’ WASHINGTONβ€”Further fueling speculation that the commander-in-chief might have undisclosed medical conditions, rumors regarding President Trump’s health swirled Friday after he screamed, β€œFuck! I’m dyi...

β€œFuck! I’m dying!” during a press conference. β€œFuck! I’m fucking dying! Oh God, it hurts! Ahhhhhhh!” Trump said in response to a question about the ongoing war in Iran

14.03.2026 01:00 πŸ‘ 4578 πŸ” 618 πŸ’¬ 157 πŸ“Œ 63
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TOMORROW. 6PM EST. HL2VRAI BEGINS.
twitch.tv/wayneradiotv

14.03.2026 00:55 πŸ‘ 860 πŸ” 312 πŸ’¬ 17 πŸ“Œ 26

Honestly? Monster Hunter 4U, if that counts.
I'm a fake fan because I only played it within the last couple years, but it ended up being the best action game I've ever played on a handheld.

12.03.2026 21:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

He was executed. He died. He died. He died. He died as he died.

08.03.2026 14:50 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Hey

Do me a favour and go watch Mars Express

12.03.2026 06:34 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Who sent out the gargoyle OC psychic beacon?

11.03.2026 23:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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V作戦

09.03.2026 16:28 πŸ‘ 409 πŸ” 148 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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my vision for silver deadlock like and subscribe if you

#grindart

10.03.2026 02:50 πŸ‘ 1993 πŸ” 628 πŸ’¬ 59 πŸ“Œ 6
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Yummyniku
Color sketch comm for @mallow.gay and @largefluffydog.bsky.social

09.03.2026 16:51 πŸ‘ 1892 πŸ” 510 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 1

Moobo what does this mean?

10.03.2026 02:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

With a perfectly normal amulet no less

10.03.2026 01:32 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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This is a fucking stupid joke that haunted me until I made it real, and now you all have to suffer as well

08.03.2026 17:09 πŸ‘ 687 πŸ” 225 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 0

I get that shit filed in January
I only have retail income, my taxes basically do themselves and I need that sweet sweet return as soon as possible cause I'm always broke at the end of the year.

09.03.2026 02:38 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm breaking the mold by having an inner adult.

09.03.2026 02:33 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Rick Dom color scheme

09.03.2026 02:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
The Novas from SLARPG pasted atop weezer's Blue Album cover.

The Novas from SLARPG pasted atop weezer's Blue Album cover.

happy international women's day!

08.03.2026 20:59 πŸ‘ 938 πŸ” 339 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 2

i'm gay and trans and stuff but it doesn't matter. what matters is that i am a fat wild animal

08.03.2026 06:01 πŸ‘ 400 πŸ” 76 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 0

glass
plask
touch purple

08.03.2026 04:55 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I really think the reason they kept this a "surprise" was that one some level, conscious or not, they *knew* that Talita would not want this. They just have this notion that somehow its gonna work out to benefit Talita in the long run and then they can feel good about themself.

07.03.2026 22:24 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That's Asteroid City plush

07.03.2026 06:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Sure, maybe that milk sitting in the back of the fridge isn't that bad, it's only been 20 years or so

05.03.2026 22:14 πŸ‘ 206 πŸ” 34 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0
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casts my evil fucking spell on you

03.03.2026 05:28 πŸ‘ 886 πŸ” 179 πŸ’¬ 27 πŸ“Œ 0

message to all women worldwide: eat heartily, laugh with ur belly, sleep soundly, freely build many gadgets and gizmos, play & draw always

03.03.2026 02:22 πŸ‘ 488 πŸ” 155 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1
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I am overjoyed to see that this picture is still exactly where I left it on the internet and nobody has noticed.

02.03.2026 18:30 πŸ‘ 2631 πŸ” 954 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 6
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I want to kiss every inch of her u0u πŸ’•

01.02.2026 04:49 πŸ‘ 640 πŸ” 180 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 2
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This is a companion piece to one from a few years ago!

23.09.2025 17:15 πŸ‘ 1249 πŸ” 319 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0
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hold gentle like hamburger #ivyart #beast

01.03.2026 05:23 πŸ‘ 535 πŸ” 129 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 0

FUCK THE UNITED STATES AND FUCK ISRAEL

28.02.2026 22:51 πŸ‘ 5316 πŸ” 1388 πŸ’¬ 44 πŸ“Œ 7

The β€œReal America” is a private club, whose members are sadistic pedophiles and murderers. They think of the working class as their property. The imagine the entire globe as their birthright. They are relieved to not have to pretend anymore.

28.02.2026 16:07 πŸ‘ 382 πŸ” 75 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 2