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look, i know no one is going to sweetgreen for the desserts but they truly have the saddest and gnarliest options

spoiler alert for pillion but is it weird that i want to write fanfic about colin and his date at the end of the movie (darren?)

Official Team GB Paralympic photo, with the the crests and everything, and a professional headshot, but it's for "Pickle, A Very Good Girl", who is a black labrador, with a hi-viz harness and a red collar.

Some of you like dogs, in which case you may appreciate that guide dogs of Team GB for the Paralympics get official photos

Help I thought this was an onion headline

I want to visit his home planet

I want to d**

there were at least three maybe four dune figure skating routines and NONE OF THEM thumped the ice to summon sandworms!!

sometimes i wish i had a polydactyl cat so i could make tiktok edits set to "big stepper," go viral, and rake in the cash

this is my second big stepper reference of the day

it is very upsetting to me that big stepper is in a papa john's commercial because that was my karaoke song.

papa john was already on my shitlist because his house is fugly.

watching women's olympic hockey and a finn is going in the sin bin

Dougie you have a goatee

He sharted

Three apples high

i recommend calling him a little bitch

vibing to hold music because there's nothing else i can do

Ugh is he on here?

Is that a west Asian village dog

Yes it most certainly does

a man is sitting on a swing in the grass Alt: a man is sitting on a swing in the grass; it's actually a compilation of all the scenes of wagner moura as pablo escobar waiting, longing

Me waiting for ao3 to come back online

honestly so rude of ao3 to go down for 15 hours when we're still undergoing the heated rivalry mass psychosis event (complimentary)

shoutout to the person on ONTD who coined the term

yes, i'm still active in a livejournal community, don't @ me i'm old

I had to go to sleep early most night and now I learn bsky united over the chance that It might have happened for hours.

I love you my internet friends, I enjoy us all wanting one specific guy to be fucking dead, together. 🫶 🥰

comic: when it happens I hope people ring bells and blow horns. if I'm asleep I hope to be woken. I won't mind. if I'm in traffic I hope to see revelers. If it causes a traffic jam I won't mind. I don't want to exist a moment not knowing that it has happened.

Lil' comic about hope and longing 💗

This is why I follow you

sometimes when my cat meows, she sounds like madea saying hellur

is true

is it still lesbian bed death if you're single?

a petition for wanda sykes to host the golden globes next year, please

imagine getting bullied out of a mommy group with meghan trainor. and meghan's talking shit about you with mandy moore and hilary duff. it would be my thirteenth reason why.

i'm gonna tell my children this is timmy and kylie