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@enchantingemery

I'm a different or whole other class of nerd. Depending on how you found me: I'm sorry, or you're welcome! NSFW images will be appropriately labeled. (He pronouns)

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Well, I...wait, what was the question? ๐Ÿ˜

12.03.2026 01:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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What's My JND? Find your Just Noticeable Difference in colour perception. How small a colour difference can you actually see?

What's My JND? 0.0029
(I thought some of them would be easier to see at different viewing angles, but I couldn't actually find a way to "cheat" lol.)

11.03.2026 03:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Happy birthday!

10.03.2026 23:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I meant like it visually takes away from other things ๐Ÿ˜…

10.03.2026 12:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My body hair is distracting lol

10.03.2026 05:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oops ๐Ÿ˜ณ

10.03.2026 03:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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EnchantingEmery - Twitch It's my birthday! It's near my affiliate anniversary! But we're just having a regular Stardew Monday ๐Ÿ˜Š

It's my birthday! My affiliate anniversary was Friday or so! I'm not doing anything special (because time?! planning?!), but I would love to say hi to you this Stardew Monday! ๐Ÿ˜Š
www.twitch.tv/enchantingem...

09.03.2026 20:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 12 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A naked man lounging in bed, resting his head on his left hand. His right leg is bent. A brick emoji obscures the crotch area and his right hand.

A naked man lounging in bed, resting his head on his left hand. His right leg is bent. A brick emoji obscures the crotch area and his right hand.

I'm another year older and another year more excited about building materials!

09.03.2026 16:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 29 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 14 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Partial screenshot of the Google website with the pending query "how to transform into a pillow"

Partial screenshot of the Google website with the pending query "how to transform into a pillow"

08.03.2026 15:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm bringing donuts for the volunteers tomorrow ๐Ÿ˜Š

07.03.2026 01:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

IDK if I'm wealthy enough for that kind of burger place ๐Ÿ˜›

07.03.2026 00:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

WAIT. Aren't most hamburgers wider than they are tall?

06.03.2026 21:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Portrait and landscape make sense to me (the terminology used by the programs that generate the documents ๐Ÿ˜›) Otherwise I'm like "Damn, I want a hotdog!"

06.03.2026 21:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm a millennial and didn't know what it meant ๐Ÿ™

06.03.2026 21:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Her oldest cousin (no longer living) was born in 1912 ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

06.03.2026 05:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You can't tell me what to do; you're not my real uncle!

06.03.2026 01:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My mom has had about that many cousins...some people I've told it to are SHOCKED.

06.03.2026 01:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Good...morning? Today I found out that the closest Dutch Bros to work is 20 min away, and the closest with more than 3 stars is 40 min away.

05.03.2026 00:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's Stardew Monday on Twitch, and I'm starting year 3! (Discretion advised: attire is "Costume Change" ๐Ÿซฃ)

02.03.2026 21:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

my problem with these takes, is it's like imagine if you were being attacked by a tiger at the zoo, and the zookeeper was over there kinda halfheartedly going "hey. come on now. get off him" and you went HEY WHAT THE FUCK! and the zookeeper went "uh don't oyu think you should be angry at the tiger?"

01.03.2026 04:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 2100 ๐Ÿ” 384 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 27 ๐Ÿ“Œ 5

This is...happening...!

26.02.2026 00:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Happy birthday, Adam!

25.02.2026 00:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No, it wouldn't be comedy gold if I had.

19.02.2026 03:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No. It wouldn't be funny if I had!

19.02.2026 03:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm exaggerating to be funny ๐Ÿ˜›

19.02.2026 03:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I got an email like, "Is it time to reorder condoms? Surely you've used the ones from your last order by NOW, right?" ๐Ÿ˜‘

19.02.2026 03:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's Super Mario Bros. 3 time on Twitch!

18.02.2026 00:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 16 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'd been wondering if you were following along with these posts lol

15.02.2026 02:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I would destroy most of that ๐Ÿ˜‚

15.02.2026 00:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Like what? It's perfectly cropped on the left!

14.02.2026 15:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0