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A woman asks her friend "Hey Shirley, whatcha up to?" Shirley replies "meeting a polycule I matched with on one of the freak apps." A rumbling is heard in this distance as well as a faint "na na na na na". The first woman look nervous. She turns around to reveal the polycule is a massive katamari of human bodies. The music in the background boom NA NAAAA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA KATAMARI DAMACY." One of the polycule members points to his mask and says to Shirley "uh... you're not wearing a mask. You said you were COVID conscious."

NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER NANCY-DO YOU STILL CALL SLUGGO "FUDGEY WUDGEY" OH, DEAR... WHERE DID YOU LEARN THAT ? YOU SHOULDN'T LEAVE YOUR DIARY LYING AROUND ABBA DABBA ZINGA BIX W-WHERE DID YOU LEARN THAT?? YOU SHOULDN'T LEAVE YOUR BOOK OF LODGE SECRETS LYING AROUND EITHER

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
April 11,1945

She's so silly

There are MANY things wrong about the claim that healthy people can't die from infectious disease (they totally can) but a glaring issue everyone is ignoring: every person who has had COVID (even once) has a weaker immune system now & will have a harder time fighting off a cold, let alone measles.

NANCY By Ernie Bushmiller OH, NANCY --- WILL YA THROW МЕ МУ WATER PISTOL ( NANCY THREW SLUGGO’S WATER PISTOL OUT THE WINDOW, UNFORTUNATELY SHE THREW IT TO HIGH. AND THE WATER PISTOL LANDED INTO THE STREET, RIGHT IN THE PATH OF A STEAMROLLER, THE STEAMROLLER RAN OVER THE WATER PISTOL BEFORE SLUGGO COULD GET IT OUT OF THE STREET, AND WHEN SLUGGO DID RETRIEVE THE WATER PISTOL IT WAS FLATTENED LIKE A PANCAKE)

The Best Of Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller April 27,1949

NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER Let There Be Light! HEY- I TOPD YOU NOT TO READ IN A POOR LIGHT... YOU OUGHTA BE SPANKED! HUH. I TRY TO SAVE HIS ELECTRIC BILL AND THAT'S THE THANKS I GET

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
April 7 1945

The owner holds a small black and white kitten with white paws.

A photo from the day Uni became a part of our family

I like playing videogames with my friends a bit too much

A black and white cat with a large round face sits upright on the floor, resembling the shape of an onigiri.

Uni is shaped like an onigiri. Unigiri! :3

image of two girls with text overlaid saying "just 3 lesbians staring at each other"

*stares at you* i know what you are

NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER SUPPER'S READY WHAT'S ON THE MENU TONIGHT SPAGHETTI WOULD YOU BRING IT OUT TO ME O.K. I'LL EAT IT HERE

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
March 30,1949

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NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER AREN'T YOU GOING TO SCHOOL TODAY? NO - - - I’M AFRAID TO GO IN WHY? YESTERDAY I PICKED D' TEACHER A BUNCH OF EARLY SPRING FLOWERS WELL. WHAT'S WRONG WITH EARLY SPRING FLOWERS? EARLY SPRING BEE WAS IN THEM

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
March 27,1945

A news executive says "Ms. Decline! Your comics have become so well-known, we'd like to interview you for TV news!" Alex Haus of Decline says "Great! can you please use this phrase for my chyron?" and hands him a card. He winces at it and says "uh... are you sure?" Alex, with a threatening smile says "if you don't, I'll sue you for discrimination." Alex appears on the news all dolled up. The Chyron under her reads "Alex Haus of Decline: Clocky, but Hot?"

An epic battle between a heroine and a powerful goddess is happening. The battle now lasts for 3 days nonstop, until the goddess manages to get a grab of the woman warrior with her tentacles: "Foolish heroine! I, The Goddess of Darkness, will suffocate you to death!!!" Said the dark deity, triumphantly. "Any last wor--" but before she could finish her sentence, the heroine had a quite unusual response to being squeezed by the deity's tentacles... "Aahnn harder!" Uttered the mortal woman, unprompted. The two women looked at each other with a great mix of confusion and awkwardness, but also a barrier might've been broken... Years passes and the two enemies are now married and with a demigod daughter. The woman warrior, snuggling with the former evil goddess, then reveals to the young woman: "And that's how I met your mom, sweetie!", to an awkward "Oh." as response. And they lived happily ever after.

A set of jangling keys

logo for Marvel Studios: Avengers Doomsday

A set of jangling keys will return in "AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY"

a kitty says: “you're so portuguese” to another kitty, which responds with “MIAU” - this is a reference to a Markiplier video where he says a kitty is portuguese

i think about this often

NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER I THINK.I'LL TAKE ALL MY DOLLS TO BED WITH ME TONIGHT ZZZZZZZ HELP! HELP! ( NANCY IS DREAMING, NANCY AND HER DOLLS ARE PACKED IN THE BED, LIKE A TIN OF SARDINES) LABEL ON TIN-SARDINES

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
March 26,1945

Polar Opposites #theowlhouse #toh

A "heavy" premonition

The mystery of the 5 star meal

A man stands in front of a crowd and says "HAHA Everyone lsitens to me because of my very large hat." The crowd reacts to another man wearing a larger Bowler-style hat. One man remarks "hey, that guy's hat is even bigger." The initial big hat man looks dejected as the crowd starts congregating before the new big hat man. He leaves and returns with a gargantuan cowboy hat and says "look fellas, I have an even bigger hat now. The crowd is unimpressed. One man shouts "TOO BIG!"

Context ¿ :3

God complex to make gay little worlds:3