Valerie

April Fool’s right? Please say April Fool’s.

Whatever forever

Like, two of my plants died. I appreciate them taking the hit for me energetically, but now I’ve gotta replace them.

The crossover I’ve always needed.

That man is a monitoring spirit and you cannot convince me otherwise.

Cause they’re delicious?

Pitchforks.

I cleaned my apartment and did laundry all day. I think, mentally that helped a lil.

I haven’t watched hockey since the Olympics. This is the longest self imposed drought since I became a fan in 2007 😕

Nope!

I kinda always know when the right people are in my life cause the rangers always suddenly stop sucking the moment I cut the fat.

I’m basically just a houseplant

holy shit

- essentially checked off everything on my bucket list during a massive crash out
- started a self love journey
- learned who actually gives a shit about me
- learned to never doubt my intuition, even when it’s trying to take me places I don’t want to go

Let’s contextualize this horrible experience :

- took OF a bit seriously to impress him, acquired a few *massive* tippers (money train seems to be effected by the war)
- found financial stability for myself, will be able to *buy* something in the City

Dude, this man literally pretended to know not me. We had YEARS of Twitter history. Idk. It feels a little different than just faking a personality.

It’s also pretty horrifying that so many people we both know are still mutuals with this guy over on Twitter. He’s a predator.

You're probably ok, but you can always home test yourself to be sure!

Condolences and all that but there is NO WAY this is a real guy's name. NO WAY.

Imagine RTing this drivel when I just chartered a jet and traveled to 5 countries in 8 days recently with the money I set aside for us (and your kids) if things worked out. Imagine?

God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change and the wrath to change them anyway.

I feel like I got one of the best viewing years in modern history when I just saw them. Solar activity has been nuts lately.

There’s a teeny pile here where everything was plowed up. But that’s it. Just a lil reminder of how bad it sucked.

Amazing how all the snow is just gone after a few warm days. Almost like that entire bullshit winter never happened.

Idk how to explain it but the energy lately has just been MOLDAVITE

Literally at any damn point he could’ve faked an ah ha moment. I brought it up so many times that he likely knew me and we had interacted. Like WHY PRETEND NOT TO?!

I think it’s time for a Buffy the Vampire Slayer rewatch.

Maybe on the wrong coast.

Dude, my seasonal has been so bad that I’ve been wanting the warmth a bit tbh. But I do enjoy being able to go to bed early guilt free with the justification that the sun is down. So idk. Maybe someone should just get me some real good blackout curtains.

Why is the sun still out? It’s bed time.