Sarah

Side-by-side photos of Supernatural actor Jensen Ackles showing how he aged from season one to season 15. He went from awwwww to DAYUM.

Rewatching Supernatural as a 46 year old is weird because I have to watch the first like five seasons before Dean starts getting hot again.

cover of POUNDED BY THIS DELICIOUS TOFURKEY ON THANKSGIVING featuring shirtless buckaroo on the right side in a kitchen and next to him on the left is a handsome loaf of tofurkey with a kind smile

please enjoy brand new tingler POUNDED BY THIS DELICIOUS TOFURKEY ON THANKSGIVING out now here www.amazon.com/dp/B0G45479FL or on all patreon tiers www.patreon.com/posts/pounde...

I need this in my life 🥺

So.......a worse Blackberry? In 2025???

A female comedian on stage with a microphone wearing a red tshirt says "I'm queer, just bi though. Which means I'm dating a man...But I dress all fucking stupid."

46 and still goth. It wasn't just a phase mom!

You say ruined, I say improved

The filthiest martini. Like...it's opaque. And has shit floating in it. Half of the glass is full of olives.

Haters will say this isn't how you make an absolutely filthy martini

#martini #dirtymartini #bluecheeseolives #drygin #whoreish

Adam, you know what we want now. Put it on your Patreon.

Coworker: you should add me on [social media]!

Me:

The Chargers look like the Savannah Bananas (derogatory)

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buckaroo park ranger on the right with shirt open and on the left is a unicorn postal worker they are in a national park the title is THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT SHUTS DOWN MY BUTT

THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT SHUTS DOWN MY BUTT www.amazon.com/Federal-Gove...

I'm a P&P 2005 hater. It's literally just The One That's Not Natalie Portman staring into the abyss while Thom acts like a petulant twat.

Same, and I developed a lifetime of low self esteem about my height. Also I hate basketball.

Screenshot of the front cover of the digital zine "DIY web archiving", which has large-sized text stating: "Things disappear from the internet. Care about stuff on the web? You need to act to archive it. Anyone can do it—this zine shows you how."

#ICYMI folks w/deep experience re:crisis web archiving (@sucho-org.bsky.social)+building tools for it (@webrecorder.net) made a free zine teaching how anyone can archive the things you love on the web before they go away: zinebakery.com/homemade-zin... & why you shouldn't expect others will do so

I want it

I was wondering if that's what they were! So, so pretty. 🥰

Sorry because the book sounds super interesting but I *need* to know about the hand jewelry! 👀

Bro needs an armor buff

the alt text????????? 🫠💜🥴🤩🥰

There's an app by NASA called Spot the Station that will tell you when it's passing over!

Has the script already been translated or will it be an original work?

My dream date dresses nice and brings flowers.
#witch #witchsky #witchmadness

A screenshot of a tweet that reads "My roommate described Republicans as the mass shooter and Democrats as Uvalde cops and I can't get it out of my head"

#democrats #republicans

Ah, settler-colonialist ecofascism. My favorite flavor of vegan.

Woman leans out of car window holding sign on poster board that says “Sex is cool, but have you ever fucked the system?”

Happy International Women’s Day!

Don’t forget its roots #IWD