I'm moving to washington this month
I'm moving to washington this month
I am mentally duct taped to the ceiling
sometimes I read a random passage of sundown to remind myself im a good writer
restaurant manager: hey so, sorry to bother you, but is that a service animal? it's just, we have a policy-
jabba the hutt: je wonna wonga, bazda wahota shonga
salacious b crumb: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
restaurant manager: ah. ok. cool
Edited screenshot of symphony of the night, where Richter confronts Dracula at the beginning of the game Dracula is saying "you can't even drink blood any more, because of wokeness"
through the fire and flames always exuded a nefarious aura that made me want to do Gay Sex, playing guitar hero 3 with the boys used to be so awkward because we all got hit with the gay beams
Everyone's favorite cheerleader, Haurchefant π #ffxiv
anxiety attack and the weed did not work
buying a house was supposed to solve not having a house
A billion dollars is the socio-economic equivalent of a loose nuke, and we should work to prevent the acquisition of the former with the same urgency and ruthlessness we use to prevent the acquisition of the latter.
i have the autism that randomly decides to reject all the food in the house and now im hungry but all the food is icky
The evolutionary line of Pombon, which are definitely not hastily edited sprites of Lesser Dog and Greater Dog from Undertale
guys my uncle tobyfox works at nintendo he said this was gonna be the pombon evolutionary line
i feel like the example for what sicko lesbians like was actually really tame
pokemon winds and pokemon waves... finally, pokemon florida
I can't believe they yassified the most beautiful uglyman on the planet
a trans woman i know is being deported back to the USA due to the Home Office messing up paperwork.
her wife is desperately trying to raise the funds to prevent this. they have 48 hours before sheβs put on a plane and might never be able to return.
please, help if you can. theyβre both terrified.
You think I'm cringe?
Yea
I hope it's a remake of IMOQ that's actually fun to play
Flat color character illustration for the newly announced .Hack//Z.E.R.O. game that so far, has new version of the main cast from .Hack//IMOQ such as Kite, Black Rose, Balmung and Aura
Good Morning "The World"π½
.Hack is coming back and can't wait to see how it goes~
#dothack #hackZERO
#γγγγγγ―
found a god-tier panel in a history of hyrule promo zine
I'm in hell:)
IF YOU'RE UNEMPLOYED IT'S NOT BECAUSE THERE ISNT ANY WORK JUST LOOK AROUND: A HOUSING SHORTAGE, CRIME, POLLUTION; WE NEED BETTER SCHOOLS AND PARKS. WHATEVER OUR NEEDS, THEY ALL REQUIRE WORK. AND AS LONG AS WE HAVE UNSATISFIED NEEDS, THERE'S WORK TO BE DONE. SO ASK YOURSELE, WHAT KIND OF WORLD HAS WORK BUT NO JOBS. IT'S A WORLD WHERE WORK IS NOT RELATED TO SATISFYING OUR NEEDS, WORLD WHERE WORK IS ONLY RELATED TO SATISFYING THE PROFIT NEEDS OF BUSINESS. THIS COUNTRY WAS NOT BUILT BY THE HUGE CORPORATIONS OR GOVERNMENT BUREAUCRACIES. IT WAS BUILT BY PEOPLE WHO WORK. AND, IT IS WORKING PEOPLE WHO SHOULD CONTROL THE WORK TO BE DONE. YET, AS LONG AS EMPLOYMENT IS TIED TO SOMEBODY ELSE'S PROFITS, THE WORK WONT GET DONE.
the Black Panthers were right
HAL JORDAN: In brightest day, in blackest
BEASTIE BOYS: NIGHT!
HAL JORDAN: No evil shall escape my
BEASTIE BOYS: SIGHT!
HAL JORDAN: This is awkward because when I invited you I thought I was messaging Beast Boy from the Teen Titans.
It is a difficult game.
I miss kotone
the sweetest trans girl you've ever met will be like you can date me but first you have to defeat the 300 evil things my mom said to me to make me feel unlovable
will you bee my valentine
Fobo talking over Jack to insist his name is Taylor before he can even answer whenever someone important asks
Damn you left out the immediate next scene where he gets into a cab and the driver is like "yeah man everything is fucked but I literally cannot afford to do something about it"