Abby Seymour

The Strait of Hormuz is open for transit

i love to put my delicious fresh produce in the crisper drawer and never see it again 🥰

Manifesting a US Women's Hockey Team invite to SNL this week. I'm certain Boston Raiders star center, Ilya Rozanov, would love to meet them and congratulate them 😍

“Earth is a pleasure cruise for 1000 people and we're all just the staff.”

Wait …

Why are we paying taxes for our government to pull (approved and already funded) funding to us??

Why are we paying taxes for our government to fund untrained armed and masked men to terrorize us??

A medieval manuscript illustration from the British Library royal ms 20 a ii f3r. Image shows a medieval king in a green gown and wearing a crown. He is stood within a burning castle with arms in the air and a look of 'oh dear' on his face

"this is fine"

British Library Manuscript - royal ms 20 a ii f3r

It is really infuriating to see how misogyny really does unite men across the sociopolitical spectrum. And, in so far as the Epstein files go, they sort women into two categories: fuckable or irrelevant. When they near a hint of accountability they complain about not being able to make women prey.

If Jeff Bezos could afford to spend $75 million on the Melania movie & $500 million for a yacht to sail off to his $55 million wedding to give his wife a $5 million ring, please don't tell me he needed to fire one-third of the Washington Post staff.

Democracy dies in oligarchy.

Let’s try this one in foreign correspondent voice:

State Security Forces Arrest Journalist Who Covered Protests Against Regime Official

There were six or seven agents, trying to harm a man who looks unarmed and still they murdered him in broad daylight. These ICE agents are venal, incompetent, cowardly and this type of execution will keep on happening because they are an unchecked paramilitary force of scared men who crave power.

The year is 2003. I’m 17 years old. I’m watching Democrats fail to appropriately oppose an illegal war for oil.

The year is 2026. I’m 40 years old. I’m watching Democrats fail to appropriately oppose an illegal war for oil.

“You donkey” 😆

one time michelle obama tried to get kids to exercise a little and the entire republican party ate its own face

What a boob

This isn’t even all of the AIDS quilt. It was so long they didn’t have room to display it all. Reagan flat out fucking murdered queer people

Look at this disgusting and vile monster.
Name him. Shame him.
And I hope, one day, jail him.

The cultural impact of Rob Reiner cannot be understated. Legend isn't big enough a word. It goes to 11. You can't handle the truth. As you wish. I'll have what she's having. I'm your number one fan. You guys wanna see a dead body? The very idea of a bucket list. The West Wing.

All from his movies.

I can't stop thinking about the purported drug smugglers being murdered by the US military. The punishment for drug offenses isn't the death penalty. This is just bloodlust and men in suits playing with lives they don't care about. It's truly grotesque and gravely compromises this country.

American fascism is hilarious; it’s politics as aesthetics, but the aesthetics are ass.

This World AIDS Day, we remember the hundreds of thousands of New Yorkers lost to HIV and AIDS, and those living with HIV today. We must remind ourselves and each other that the fight isn’t over until the epidemic is over for everyone.

Give a man a fish and someone with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about people getting free handouts. Teach a man to fish? Yeah, that person with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about that too.

I love a meme targeted for my demographic

Keep your phones charged and ready to record, y’all!

Not a single ounce of empathy in that meat bag

Sobering news for a lot of top Democrats, tonight, as they realize people would prefer they actually fucking do something.

really obvious now why trump and the republican party have been working so hard to prevent fair elections lol they know

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