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@umbran-kid

28 y/o, enby, gamer, glitter goblin, witch, cryptid, f****t

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Prometheus says “hot take” and Greek gods respond “no give that back.”

Prometheus says “hot take” and Greek gods respond “no give that back.”

22.02.2026 07:47 👍 5231 🔁 1824 💬 15 📌 10

INSTANTYUMMYBREAKFAST

23.02.2026 04:21 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Tumblr sexyman coded

10.02.2026 11:04 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Sminty Drop?

10.01.2026 12:53 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

A third, even more fun idea, an "uncle" hypnotising the two of you into those roles

08.01.2026 16:01 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Dad? Why'd you take us to a gay steelmill?

07.01.2026 08:45 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
02.01.2026 09:44 👍 528 🔁 248 💬 6 📌 0
Gimme Cat from Final Fantasy IX (FF9)

Gimme Cat from Final Fantasy IX (FF9)

gimme caaaaaaat gimme gimme

22.12.2025 22:36 👍 731 🔁 334 💬 3 📌 1
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a picture of the eiffel tower with the words france jumpscare written on it ALT: a picture of the eiffel tower with the words france jumpscare written on it
12.12.2025 04:03 👍 316 🔁 99 💬 3 📌 5

I'm wishing for a good day for all trans people except Dana International. Fuck zionists.

09.12.2025 17:23 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I wonder if power prolonger works on the song effects

24.10.2025 02:08 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Yep, we don't even use our emergency alert system for anything other than natural disasters or imminent death, so it was a lil unnerving

07.09.2025 14:39 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Save a horse, ride ze shoopuf

07.08.2025 16:58 👍 84 🔁 8 💬 3 📌 1

The red and blue pills are hormones. It's T or E bigots, not sheeple or anti-woke.

05.08.2025 08:55 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The $67 Cat. She is orange.

The $67 Cat. She is orange.

Repost the $67 cat if you believe in getting $67.

28.06.2025 01:07 👍 1058 🔁 588 💬 10 📌 11

How the hell do you use ai for that? "Chat gpt, give me five reasons unemployment is a good thing" wtf

04.07.2025 15:29 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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*taps the image with a Dad arched eyebrow*

🎨: @simple_nicks (twitter)

17.06.2025 13:41 👍 167 🔁 56 💬 1 📌 1

No, how're you going to cuddle if you can't move your arms 😱

05.06.2025 04:03 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Global warming?

18.04.2025 17:39 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

14's shiva snaps, then heel stomps a random player, and I'm glad she keeps the tradition of sexual awakenings alive

19.03.2025 13:07 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

🫠🫠🫠

17.03.2025 17:36 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
rove from monster hunter

rove from monster hunter

rove

16.03.2025 20:10 👍 9067 🔁 2361 💬 61 📌 23
03.03.2025 17:54 👍 13857 🔁 4942 💬 11 📌 1
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Reskeet if your account is a safe space for puppies, or you're a pup yourself and in that case; good puppy! *pit pat pot*

09.08.2024 18:14 👍 1367 🔁 888 💬 20 📌 58

This is what I imagine mark zuckerburgs internal monologue sounds like

17.02.2025 07:59 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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07.02.2025 00:10 👍 8770 🔁 4909 💬 92 📌 91

The irony of the ice goddess Menphina drink having too much ice lol

11.02.2025 03:23 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

A funny observation

From what I watched, most often, it's players named something like "Tetsu Hagakure, Last Hingan Samurai" who dies to the simplest mechanics, and it's players named like "Bimble Bibblebop, A Silly Frog" who executes mechs like Light Rampant perfectly in one go.

06.02.2025 04:24 👍 88 🔁 11 💬 7 📌 0
Vector the Crocodile and Espio the Chameleon drawn in the style of Bakool Ja Ja from Final Fantasy XIV: Dawntrail.

A two headed reptilian, one half resembling a crocodile and the other half resembling a purple chameleon

Vector the Crocodile and Espio the Chameleon drawn in the style of Bakool Ja Ja from Final Fantasy XIV: Dawntrail. A two headed reptilian, one half resembling a crocodile and the other half resembling a purple chameleon

the head of live and the head of learn

04.01.2025 02:15 👍 2209 🔁 1110 💬 23 📌 7

#whatgymleaderareyou dead inside but still cute

03.01.2025 19:21 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0