your little snoopy bitch

i want my husband to feel what tiredness from pregnancy feels like so bad

I completely agree! Dr Pepper for life

drinking it as we speak! i love it, its pretty subtle, not as over powering as the strawberries and crème. coconut is my favorite

I was having a great day until I realized it wasn’t Friday.

man i just don’t care anymore

just took a sip of a Dr Pepper and the baby in my belly just did a backflip

just need to smoke a fattie joint

Oh to be back in elementary school on Valentine’s Day

i hope february feels like a heated blanket and a kiss on the forehead

I NEED LIFE TO JUST WORK PLEASE

annie’s white cheddar mac n cheese makes me wet

maturing is being in bed by 6:30

i hope he dies

mid day naps are the BEST bitch

i genuinely think he’s gonna be assass*nated this year

i have bangs so i don’t have to see out of my third eye

When I was just a little girl
I asked my mother, what will I be
Will I be pretty? Will I be rich?
Here's what she said to me:

No.

get you a man who rubs your back

i have a man

he just doesn’t rub my back

*dr pepper

you need a good ol glass of dp

im snoopy spice

love nail salons that give me that good 80s vibe

The Menu (2022) is a film about if burger saved the day

you ever take the long way home just so u could listen to more songs

please stop suggesting I solve my problem by changing my behavior. I do not want to do that

why the fuck did they stop making Dr Pepper lipsmacker

love when people are annoying as hell and laugh during nosferatu

maybe you should have waited to watch it at home

little bitches

losing an animal slowly feels like someone kicking you over and over again in the chest

gah I’m an emotional wreck

the mystery we will never solve :(

this year felt like 300, maybe 400 days of bullshit in a row idk