Michael

shamelessly stolen

Making
Aviation
Gravely dangerous for
America

What we're watching: A new take on "Frankenstein," a lavish legal drama starring Kim Kardashian and a Tracy Morgan-led spinoff.

sometimes an Oxford comma can make all the difference

Ended you

Lmfao

Did he survive

Lorde looks luminous in newly shared photo.

Inshallah they find her

HANNIBAL: You spoke of rats.

ERIC ADAMS: Rats have no place in our city. No swag.

HANNIBAL: The rat scurries in filth seeking a crumb. Hated and hunted, he reproduces triumphantly. Is that not swag?

ADAMS: Doctor Lecter, you have a lot to learn about the definition of swag.

Also saw a huge gator in a pond while doing eights on pylons. Had to be at least 16 feet

Flying in Florida is super cool because yesterday while doing a practice engine failure there was a giant alligator crossing right where I was lined up to land

"Were treated like dogs. Theyre making us lay on the floor. Were here to help Waymo"
Its ok grandpa. The war ended 40 years ago. Go to sleep

'Gays Too Precious To Risk In Combat,' Says General

"To understand who is in control, observe who you are not allowed to criticize." -Voltaire

PALPATINE HOLOGRAM: 𝑨𝑹𝑬 𝑾𝑬 𝑶𝑵 𝑻𝑹𝑨𝑪𝑲 𝑻𝑶 𝑴𝑬𝑬𝑻 𝑶𝑼𝑹 𝑸𝑼𝑨𝑹𝑻𝑬𝑹𝑳𝒀 𝑲𝑷𝑰𝑺?

IMPERIAL BUREAUCRAT: Y-yes my lord.

PALPATINE: 𝒀𝑶𝑼’𝑹𝑬 𝑨 𝑹𝑶𝑪𝑲𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑹. 𝑳𝑬𝑻’𝑺 𝑻𝑶𝑼𝑪𝑯 𝑩𝑨𝑺𝑬 𝑳𝑨𝑻𝑬𝑹.

What would be the funniest city for a Pope to come from? I’m going with Tampa

Andor may be one of the best shows I have ever watched

Got em

Panic about trans women in sports is going to be viewed the same way we look at segregated water fountains btw

Fuck

Hey guys I was just hired as chief tomb inspector for Golgotha. Can’t wait to start tomorrow!

i have no doubt that senator van hollen was genuinely concerned for the safety and welfare of abrego garcia BUT ALSO this is what i'm talking about when i say POLITICAL AMBITION. van hollen may well make himself a household name and nationally recognized political figure with this move

Photo of Senator Chris Van Hollen with Kilmar Abrego Garcia.

I said my main goal of this trip was to meet with Kilmar. Tonight I had that chance. I have called his wife, Jennifer, to pass along his message of love. I look forward to providing a full update upon my return.

Whoever thought this up should be bashed over the head with a big acme hammer

If there’s one thing investors love, it’s volatility in the market. This is what GREATNESS looks like!

stocks briefly rallied on Monday after CNBC ran a Citigroup ad featuring a purple haired lesbian and investors speculated that Woke is being restored

Thought this was some before and after HRT

His heart grew three sizes that day

Ohh "America First" was a hit list