classic meme of the young male clubber: The club is bumping, the ladies look good, the alcohol is flowing. There is much pain in the world, but not in this room.
christmas on bluesky
I enjoy whenever an entire household is beholden to the whims of one cat
This animal just standing in the living room, screaming, while the human adults explain "Sorry, Gibby likes it when we smack his ass with a cardboard tube for 10mins at 6pm every day, hold on". That is good to me.
Epic pays for licensing fees for the games they give away for free as promotions. Which means even if YOU aren't paying for it, you're giving money to JK Rowling to harm transgender people AND elevating her stature by giving her franchise higher numbers.
NO TERF WIZARD GAME. NO TERF WIZARD SHOW.
Real talk if I was enthralled by a cursed amulet I'd probably kill any of you fuckers that tried to get me to set the cursed amulet aside
Raccoon gets drunk at a Virginia liquor store and passes out in bathroom
comparison between apple's finder icon and mine. apple's is the split blue and white smiley face, mine is two blue and white anime girls making out
comparison between discord's icon and mine. mine is like a screaming cat on a blue/purple slimy background
comparison between celsys's clip studio paint icon and mine. mine is similar but rotated with some comic styling and pink and blue highlights
comparison between mozilla's firefox icon and mine. mine is similar but looks closer to the old firefox icon and brings back the little arm and gives the fox a cute little smiley face
last week i remembered that macOS lets you set your own icons and that *I* have the power to delegitimize the professionalism of the software that runs on my machine, so here's a thread of the 16 new icons i've made so far
i really forgot how fun it was to just sit down and make art for myself :')
idiot guy: i'm like the wolf i'm stalking my prey alone through the forest and being raw as fuck even if i'm in a group i'm the alpha
actual wolf: i love my friends so much!!! i love to romp and kiss my bros and work together as a family <3 awooo etc etc have you seen the puppies oh my god come see
NEW: we tested Zenni's anti-facial recognition glasses coating. "ID Guard" adds a pink sheen to the surface of the glasses that reflects the infrared light used by some facial recognition cameras.
www.404media.co/zennis-anti-...
watching the UKs green party elect an actual unafraid leftist into leadership and see party membership double in under a month is once again endless proof that if you stand up for leftist causes and treat the electorate like adults, you’ll win people over easily
SUMMONING SALT: and then, the next day, penisguy did this.
[synth song plays over live footage of me in my boxers watching the summoning salt video]
ME: haha i love this part
Rebecca Sugar (Steven Universe) to direct a "Moomins" animated feature film.
variety.com/2025/film/ne...
im done telling ppl to touch grass. some of yall need to take strange pills and lose yourself to the pulse of the crowd and the beat of the drum in your chest
Hades II is sooo good. GOTY discussions gonna be ROUGH.
im friends witg a marxist who frequently messages me just like, absolute walls of text, and im like Babe please, im an anarchist i canott read that many words in a row
The maidens are asking who I’m wearing. The armor is of my holy blighted queen. The sword was wrenched from the body of the world serpent. The blood upon my hands and blade and face is of the champion of the golden monarch. The bag is Louis Vuitton. The chainmail was forged in the nine hells.
A drawing of a girl petting a dog. Text reads: "The vicious beast demands a gentle touch."
So be it.
executive function? uh, yeah, i sure wish it did!
Super hyped for my to-send pile for Postcrossing today.
[at my second rodeo] listen up you ignorant sack of shit
The most frustrating thing about MSM reporting on the anti-fascist terrorist designation is that these news sources describe "antifa" as a group "formed in the 1930s" without explainIng WHY they were formed and AGAINST whom. Pretty important context to leave out.
a picture of anthony bourdain with the edited caption "once you meet women you'll never stop wanting to hold their hands with your bare hands" - anthony bourdain
Cuuute :3
AI out here trying to take all the fun human jobs.
Yeah thanks robot, but I prefer to do my own hallucinating.
a friend of mine once worked for LinkedIn and she told me like, "they're really focused on getting people to spend more time playing games right now" and i realized i have no idea what the hell goes on over there cause i thought it was the opposite of more time playing games
The Donkey Kong DLC is fine, but kind of shocking it wasn't included in the base game.
Happy weekend
sorry but I can't come out, my gender is under NDA
(“Riders on the Storm” voice) Posting on my phone
