goddammit i have to work late in the lab tonight
31.10.2025 13:33
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goddammit i have to work late in the lab tonight
Double candleabras
They just tear-gassed us. They tried to run us over in a van holding a peaceful protester. They shot us with pepper balls. They dragged another protester into the facility.
I ate the beans in my Beanie Baby and now I am the Beanie Baby
Dave Portnoy tweet saying ‘absolutely disgusting and disturbing video from Charlie Kirk shooting today. Hoping for the best for him and his family. Anybody who is happy about this is a disgusting human.’
Pop Crave Tweet: ‘Barstool Sports CEO Dave Portnoy says he hopes a missile hits Greta Thunberg’s boat as she sails away with aid: “I hope they hit a f*cking, like, a missile on her boat. Knock that boat down. Greta or whatever her name is”
This explains it better than I can
The name’s Thomas, Thomas Bahamas.
Incredibly late to the game, but Aaron Sorkin deserved the Oscar for Moneyball just for how many times he gets someone to address Brad Pitt as “Mr. Bean”
Cousin “Cocaine” Ronnie more like it
Empires rise and fall, but a man’s binder full of DVDs is forever.
And one can only assume the face is made of soft flesh
Starting to think political humor won’t save us!
I like labor strikes but I LOVE laying on that horn at the picket!
HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK
Post your favorite #DoctorWho wrong answers only
Oh wow. Trying to think of famous Fred pairings…Barney?
Saying “oi!” has a whole new meaning now.
Post house cleaning my brain is rewired to a pure, simple thought pattern. All must remain clean. Done with cup? Cup must be cleaned. Shirt on chair? Not in this house. This is a clean house. Clean. Calm. Calm. Clean.
Obviously a solid Fred match style wise. And there’s no way you can change the name, Ron and Rhonda terrorizing the town.
The police are on their way.
But it still stinks like hell!!!
Invented a new cocktail, call it a “Tummy Toner”
-2 parts Tums
-2 parts melatonin
Excited to have another platform to make me cringe when I look back at it in 10 years!