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he sit in the bog so dark and wet, he got so much time, he ain't even worried yet

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Unskippable by online opponents of course

10.03.2026 15:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Usually after recording something I feel weird listening to it but I actually can't stop listening to our recording from Sunday. Helps when your wife is singing.

10.03.2026 13:40 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

A top notch idea the cowards and fools at MLB: The Show could never even hope to come up, much less implement. Pressing square to hit "the griddy" from 3rd base to home

10.03.2026 13:32 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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My name is Jeremiah Olney. I'm a renter, transit rider, non-profit worker and Georgia's next representative for HD57.

Millions of families in Georgia are struggling because we have almost no one looking out for us.

Corporations and billionaires have their champions. You deserve one, too.

#gapol

06.03.2026 16:27 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Recording original music today 😎

08.03.2026 21:00 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

There are fancy letters we should affix to jesse's name. "The late" perhaps. Numbers after maybe, "1983-2026". Just some thoughts.

05.03.2026 12:29 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

How to win in November

04.03.2026 19:53 πŸ‘ 10999 πŸ” 3052 πŸ’¬ 38 πŸ“Œ 39

I've been feeling pretty nihilistic, mostly as a defense/coping mechanism I think. But after hitting the sauna with some friends and making balloon animals with friends in preparation for clown raving tonight, I'm feeling much better.

21.02.2026 14:59 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sometimes I like to not (aka completely forget to) take my ADHD meds to remind me that they absolutely do work when I remember to take them the following day. Luckily today is the following day.

19.02.2026 16:23 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Just saved a draft πŸ₯²

12.02.2026 14:19 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
digital doodle of a black cat with a cone of shame, one eye is operated on and full of stitches, the other is compeltely and utterly done

digital doodle of a black cat with a cone of shame, one eye is operated on and full of stitches, the other is compeltely and utterly done

good lil pirate potato

11.02.2026 23:09 πŸ‘ 325 πŸ” 53 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

You are a wonderful caretaker for your animals and it warms my heart. Wishing you and the most pitiful man on earth good rest and health β™₯️

12.02.2026 14:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Weirdly some of my best work mornings are when I get a bad night's sleep and wake up pretty cranky lol coming into work in a good mood just feels like such a waste

12.02.2026 14:08 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Getting more terrible news from friends being laid off.. there is no shortage of horrible things happening to so many good people. Its an awful time to be alive and caring.

06.02.2026 15:43 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You should try playing in table top simulator. They have tables that are pretty awesome for it. Very easy to load in decks and while it won't do card mechanics for you, it makes it very easy to do tokens, counters, shuffling, etc. this does still require people to play with though. I'd play!

30.01.2026 17:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Bad year for lemon pigs. Great year for ominous portents.

28.01.2026 21:54 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

there is going to be -- there absolutely must be --- hell to pay

24.01.2026 17:17 πŸ‘ 488 πŸ” 44 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 1

I feel obligated to say something, but it all feels so obvious, and I can't keep reading about it today or I'll drive myself mad. Unconditional solidarity with the people of minneapolis. Do what you must to keep each other safe.

24.01.2026 22:22 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Just had a sick marathon band practice. Many new things are coming together, old things are sounding even better, and I'm pretty hyped for our Valentine's show

24.01.2026 21:32 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

They can work for an hour and leave with a smile on their face because there's no urgency for them personally.

Their law practices, car dealerships, and stock portfolios are doing great while the rest of us scrape by.

We need legislators who will treat this like a real job, not a vanity project.

13.01.2026 16:15 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A quote from James Joyce's Ulysses: "If he had smiled why would he have smiled? To reflect that each one who enters imagines himself to be the first to enter whereas he is always the last term of a preceding series even if the first term of a succeeding one, each imagining himself to be first, last, only and alone whereas he is neither first nor last nor only nor alone in a series originating in and repeated to infinity"

A quote from James Joyce's Ulysses: "If he had smiled why would he have smiled? To reflect that each one who enters imagines himself to be the first to enter whereas he is always the last term of a preceding series even if the first term of a succeeding one, each imagining himself to be first, last, only and alone whereas he is neither first nor last nor only nor alone in a series originating in and repeated to infinity"

I think things are hard for a lot of us right now and I don't really know what to do. So I'm sharing this piece from Ulysses which has stuck with me from the moment I first read it. I think about it when things feel uniquely bad and it brings me a little comfort.

08.01.2026 17:34 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I'm thrilled to announce the first canvassing day of our campaign!

No experience necessary. There will be a training beforehand and anyone who joins us will receive a free campaign t-shirt.

Introverts welcome! Feel free to bring an extrovert friend or we can provide one for you.

#gapol

07.01.2026 17:07 πŸ‘ 39 πŸ” 13 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

No amount of training will make ice ok. With or without training, they are a danger to everyone. We do not need masked government thugs in our streets. Abolishing ice is the least we can do, prosecuting them is next. I can only hope someone doxxes the murderer in Minneapolis so there can be justice.

08.01.2026 13:36 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Introducing Super MAGFest 2026's Visualists! Silent, SBThree, Nobel Yoo, and NO CARRIER - these are the wonderful people who will be bringing you all of the amazing visuals you'll see during the Chiprave - make sure you don't miss out!

06.01.2026 21:59 πŸ‘ 27 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Mr. Rogers: Even though machines might move or sound like they're talking, they don't have feelings.

Mr. Rogers: Even though machines might move or sound like they're talking, they don't have feelings.

The wisdom of Mr. Rogers is eternal:

04.01.2026 11:57 πŸ‘ 6836 πŸ” 1893 πŸ’¬ 36 πŸ“Œ 41
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I made it on Fox News, let’s go! πŸ”₯

03.01.2026 16:19 πŸ‘ 86 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 2

I spent so long trying to figure out wtf I was looking at in the first pic lmao

28.12.2025 13:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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My man is tense

27.12.2025 23:45 πŸ‘ 64 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 4

The normalness rushing back into my body as my nervous system relaxes for the first time in days. Not sure if I will be buzzing with energy when we get home or if I'll collapse in a tired heap, but I'm happy either way

27.12.2025 00:05 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sitting on Marta ready to go home baby, I'm so (almost) back

27.12.2025 00:00 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0