Grace... You're really out here screaming at Leon for killing the monster Emily?
"I wanted to save her!"
Girl, too late!
#RE9 #ResidentEvilRequiem #gaymer
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Grace... You're really out here screaming at Leon for killing the monster Emily?
"I wanted to save her!"
Girl, too late!
#RE9 #ResidentEvilRequiem #gaymer
And for day #3 I went full #gaymer and whimsy.
End of day 2: Listening to people with the letter C in their title karaoke a song from Wicked.
I'm living in an alternate universe, y'all. I've also been working for the last 13 hours. I'm COOKED!
Guess who ranked #3 in 2025, internet friends?
THIS DUDE!
☕🌿
I will take EVERYONE down in Uno.
In positive news:
How cute is my day 2 shirt?
Guess who's regretting that last old fashioned from last night? This dude!
Send help. 🫠🫠🫠
It sure was!
End of day 1:
3 old fashioned's deep during the mandatory happy hour.
When the CEO calls you out in front of an ENTIRE BALLROOM FULL OF PEOPLE during his opening speech...
The way I wanted to crawl underneath the table and die.
😵😵😵
This 3 day work conference started at 10a and I'm already OVERSTIMULATED AF.
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I had no idea the PC gaming world I was missing out on until I got a deck. Best investment.
More importantly, I don't think he cares.
The best day with my best guy
San Francisco, I love you.
#Sundaze #SF
Next time I tell my therapist I'm fucked up and she asks me why I feel that way about myself - I'm going to show her this text my younger sister randomly sent in the family group chat. Only to wait 45 minutes to say she's kidding and she just wanted our attention.
Can I bill my family for therapy?
Bruh... By the crack of the bat you knew that was a HR before they even cut away.
#WBC
I can't believe I have to root for some of these players on team USA in the #WorldBaseballClassic.
I'm just happy baseball is back on my TV.
#WBC
I have a week long work conference next week, so of course my #1 priority is what am I going to wear every day. 💁🏽♂️💁🏽♂️💁🏽♂️
Now do Pam Bondi!
One of my favorite things about #Paradise is the subtle build up to full blown DRAMATIC covers they put at the end of each episode.
02x01 😭😭😭
#ParadiseHulu
"She flat out just called him a liar"
Ummm yeah... Bc he lied!
#LoveIsBlind
The second Alex showed up looking unkempt. No haircut or grooming - I knew he was a no. Lolol.
#LoveIsBlind #LIB
Mike saying no to Emma at the altar is such bullshit. Not because he wants kids - that's all good and well, but YOU KNEW she wasn't sure before you even proposed, so what a waste of fucking time.
#LoveIsBlind #LIB
I love when my therapist says, "there's no wrong way to handle this".
Yeah, that's the problem, because there doesn't feel like there's a RIGHT way either.
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BIG mewd today.
No one can ever say I'm not an expert multi-tasker.
(Please note which window is larger because.... Duh)
#USABaeball #SFGiants #WorldBaseballClassic
Even by cult standards, this is just bonkers.
A PSA from Thomas Massie:
