Emily ✨

Look at them all going up to Connor Gallagher and patting him like a dog.

Wait a second!!

@ewacat.bsky.social @scientits.bsky.social this feels up both your alleys

😬

I’d really love a red card to round things off. Don’t care who for. Maybe a brawl at the end?

You’ve definitely won this battle and that’s with Richarlison.

Oblak aside, who I fancy, Atléti have, to a man, horrible hair.

wtf, i just drafted him in fantasy world war

Individual players maybe but not the institution get a grip lol

They’ve taken this Atleti scoreline really personally.

Tengoal Tudor anyone?

The prophecy is foretold

Shoddy of Bayern to take until the second half to score four.

Eyyyyyyyy

Still another 45 to go though.

Agree with Fletch there, I could go for some of that iberico ham.

There’s only room for one Nonsense per game day and Spurs have it covered.

Put this on alert on Gem, I will find one 😌

Remember when he got in such a rage he stormed off and someone found his VIP pass in a hedge.

This is up there with when they played Newcastle and let in five goals in 20 mins, Lloris was subbed at half time and never played for Spurs again.

Got in twelve minutes before Fletch

If Marinakis owned Spurs, Tudor would’ve been sacked the second the fourth goal went in.

Five goals and every single one of them has involved Spurs falling over somehow

Oops sorry

*kindly* Spurs look, Atalanta are three down too

Pete, he’s subbed off the keeper after 15 mins

This post is black magic

Letting people with hair like Llorente and Griezmann score against you smdh

I must *must* have this

I do enjoy TNT having to pretend the Amazon game doesn’t exist

Two tweets from X by me. The first says Jorginho has the look of someone who'd be completely comfortable in this kind of outfit and has a picture of a man in a Jacobean outfit with a tall hat and pantaloons. The second post says Jan Oblak looks like a struggling 19th century artist. Imagine him in a smock.

Went to find all my tweets about Jan Oblak and there are fewer than I thought but I was curious what I replying to with the “struggling artist” one (which I fully just ripped myself off to post) and this made me laugh. I was so funny on Twitter 🥲