Chris Fullerton

Does that mean we're gonna see Laine tomorrow?

Right, but Button started it.

Fucking Button

"I don't do Windows" was part of every interview I had to suffer through in the last 20 years, and strangely enough most companies - especially the last 10 years - are at least willing to provide a Mac.

I mean, anyone doing any sort of database field that stores date / time has been using UCT forever, unless you're doing it wrong.

Instead of asking "What time zone are you in" it'll be "What time is sunrise for you?"

Do away with time zones. Who cares if we're waking up at 1pm and going to bed at 6am.

Abolish time zones.

according to GNB web site, they are offering a free car wash to anyone who drove through it.

www.gnb.ca/en/topic/law...

If you're really old, this will remind you of the Ed Sullivan show.

Well, obviously you should have licked the road. Or possibly snorted some green dirt or snow.

Might be enough though. Dogs will probably be the first to let you know.

Really interested to find out what kind of superpowers you end up with.

And every day, we find out.

Sure-fire trick to find them: Buy a replacement.

We turned away from the light when we invented a way to go online without the computer screaming in warning.

At one point, I sold more books online than Amazon.

Don't like 40% of serial killers have Wayne as their middle name?

"Sorry Boss, but I made a mistake vacationing - I'm gonna have to have a re-do. See you in another week".

I'm convinced Bell has to pay for that by the minute.

Drunk Margarita Power.

Very accurate.

Orange cat sitting in a planter full of live catnip.

A different approach to wake'n'bake

I have actually had one scammer explain exactly how it was going to work.

Where can we sign up for the live stream?

The Tkachuk brothers are so proud of their gold medals they are getting them bronzed.

Good luck if you're left-handed. Tried for years to find one, they don't appear to exist for any sort of reasonable price.

Finally got a new type of scam call!

This one claimed to be from Google, so you immediately know it's a scam since you can't talk to a human at google even if you are a paying customer.

And as usual, as soon as you ask them how the scam works they hang up.

True story: I tried (and obviously failed) to convince management at Netscape back in '90s that they should build micropayments into the browser.

That would have basically prevented what Google and facebook have become.

Can't - I'm bought into your life of crime

...and have been for years...

Possibly because you're stuck in the hell that is Windows?