Quantum Of Silliness

2008 was a big year for Obama what with becoming president and having a cameo in QUANTUM OF SOLACE.

Blofeld's half-hidden appearance in THUNDERBALL

Meeting you with a view thru a grill.

Whisper in LIVE AND LET DIE

We're getting whispers of a new 007 spin-off...

ALL QUIET ON THE HENCHMAN FRONT

coming soon to Amazon Prime

"Fill her a quarter of the way up please."

Giving Every James Bond Actor the Ending They Deserved YouTube video by Calvin Dyson

🚨NEW VIDEO🚨 Most Bond actors end their tenures in the tux without even knowing it so their final 007 films tend to be business as usual. This got me thinking… what would the idealised, definitive endings for each Bond actors look like?…

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If Baron Samedi adopted Blofeld’s cat

Happy International Women's Day

Just thinking about that security guard with a megaphone voice even when he’s stopped using his megaphone 📢

DR NO (1962)

THUNDERBALL poster

If you ever get bored of flogging outrageously priced backgammon sets this would make a great beach towel, 007 Store. Just saying.

Classic Bond Quotes:

"From Paris to Wai Lin and every disco I get in my heart is pumping for love. Pumping for love."

TOMORROW NEVER DIES (1997)

Oddjob being electrocuted at Fort Knox

IT’S A HARD KNOX LIFE
The Oddjob Story

coming soon to Amazon Prime Video

Where all other Bond books end… this one begins!

Celebrate World Book Day with a Quantum Of Silliness.

The only Wetherspoons in the UK that boasts a monorail and a pool full of piranhas.

Sir Roger Moore’s “Well” Wednesday:

Roger’s reactionary eyebrow here suggests a concern that the movie’s script might one day be considered problematic.

LIVE AND LET DIE (1973)

Sun's out; guns out!

Many happy returns to LIVE AND LET DIE’s Gloria Hendry, born today in 1949.

When you're driving your gondola-hovercraft around Venice oblivious to the fact you're directly responsible for a french lady you seduced getting mauled to death by dobermanns. We've all been there!

Daniel Craig 2026

Roger Moore in A VIEW TO A KILL

Bored club girl being mansplained meme

Welcome to the club Daniel Craig. Turning 58 today means he’s just matched Roger Moore’s seniority as eldest incumbent 007 (Roger was 58 when Timothy Dalton was announced as the new James Bond back in 1986). And they say 00s have a short life expectancy.

You only live twice. Once when you are born and once when you look death in the face...

Many happy returns to Daniel Craig, born today in 1968 and still thankfully finding no time to die.

Wishing a happy birthday to SKYFALL’s Javier Bardem, which I guess makes today a Silva anniversary?

Many happy returns to DIAMONDS ARE FOREVER's Lana Wood, who celebrates her 80th birthday today...

There once was a Plenty O'Toole
Who made Vegas gamblers drool
She sure must've hated
Being defenestrated
But at least that hotel had a pool

"Now listen Caerphilly 007...."

A VIEW TO A RHYL
DR (LLANDUD)NO
LLIVE AND LLET DAI

Bond films for #StDavidsDay 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

BBC News article headline reads: “Clinton asked about hot tub photo as he testifies about Epstein”

“The bubbles tickled my… Lewinsky.”

Still getting the hang of my new flatbread oven

Finally, Paramount have the chance to extend the NSNACU

(Never Say Never Again Cinematic Universe)

movie end credits list its cableman as Randy Wang

“Named after your father perhaps?”

#DidYouKnow before he turned his attention to outer space, Hugo Drax attempted to conquer the West Country.

Today is National Pistachio Day... the perfect excuse for Columbo to bust a nut.

When you realise the Aston Martin's 'heads up display' in THE LIVING DAYLIGHTS and the stinger missile launcher's sights in LICENCE TO KILL are essentially the same graphic, just in different colours.