alternate ending

Even with EXORCIST II and THE OMEN behind them already, it does seem kind of wacky seeing Burton and Lee Remick in the leads for a movie like this!

2.5 works for me haha

An email notification: Subject line “luxurry” with two Rs, and directly underneath “luxury And elegance”…correctly spelled, but only “And” is capitalized.

when I’ve had a few drinks and someone asks what keeps me going in tough times

if this was the one everyone quoted I woulda read this thread earlier

“The asteroid hurtling toward Earth is now casting a shadow”

Democrats introduce bill to ensure all streetlights are operational

Surely an error on the website and not bitchiness, because that he did aloud. Still funny though, imagine if that WAS the review

I’m so curious about this one simply because the Roger Ebert review page for this is a 1.5-star rating and no review at all

Sidebar: this country would be a lot better imo if Matt Zoller Seitz and Walter Chaw had a Siskel & Ebert type show or podcast.

You’ve got to be fucking kidding me

(way better imo)

uh no you do not lmao

The famously shared “this is fine” comic strip dog sits in a chair in a burning room, a cup of coffee before him on the table, smiling vacantly.

Too bad there weren’t Cybertrucks in the 70s because they would’ve made a TV movie about a killer Cybertruck and it would’ve starred Doug McClure and Carol Lynley

Rumors suggest Famed AI actress Tilly Norwood has been caught defecating in a midtown CVS. Substance abuse has also been suggested as a possibility. Source: TheBreakfastClub

i'm actually joining the 5k fun run to decrease awareness actually. i'm making smug faces and doing a jerkoff motion throughout

didn’t say “Bluesky,” I said “my mentions.” It’s a big website out there, and I’m sure you can find at least one person who thinks you’re interesting. bye

If for some reason someone wants to own the original of this, that is now also a possibility

NBC News poll Voters hold negative views of Al. In fact, the only topics less popular in the survey were the Democratic Party and Iran.

Truly a perfect news alert

for “loud privileged white boys” to (a) be about the anti-Nazism guy instead of the Trump-pardoned Nazi he was saying this to, and (b) AI slop, means that my mentions are about to become a slightly more exclusive club

A misformatted headline: “Quentin Tarantino Fires Back At Quentin Tarantino Fires Back At Rosanna Arquette For N-Word Criticism”

oh great now he’s feuding with himself too

Oh the usual

Mamdani’s most eager opposition is very tedious. Constant obsession with how he said something, using which words, and whether one could say he has “condemned” or not. Like they’re all unemployed speechwriters. I can’t remember hearing an actual policy complaint in weeks

And check them out of your library (or ILL them!) to keep them on the shelves!

pirate anything you can and also support the boutique labels doing those terrific 4K transfers of 1980 horror films from Wisconsin, I guess would be the best thing to say about that

That's the one

now the serious streaming post: There is a free ad-based streamer that gets word of mouth on here like nothing else and has all the weird and the strange and the obscure and is a big source of income for its owner, Fox News. I dunno what to even say about that anymore, incredible state of affairs

An opinion that makes you a fringe radical in this country is that the life of a person who is not an American citizen is not an abstraction, and is worth just as much as that of an American citizen

Ah that sucks, it's saved me from myself many a time because I lose my phone in three rooms but at least one computer sits on the same desk all the time

Mine should probably be zeroing in on closeups of whomever had the best makeup while narrowing their eyes, but I don't think I'm clicking on them with any consistency

I love when the same thing on streaming has 5 different thumbnail images and you know these little lines of code are waiting and watching to see which one you click on and then they'll go "mm HMM!" and note that down

can’t wear those because ear shape but have always wondered: Can they do Find My-induced noises like your phone