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Programmer, analog game designer, progressive politics, no progressivism without LGBTQIA+ rights. We're gonna win. I will continue to shamelessly split infinitives. he/him

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Travis is talking about the attacks on Abqaiq and Khurais in 2019. You know, not that long ago.

Earlier I said I was sure military officers told Trump and Hegseth the current situation would happen but maybe I am being too charitable.

11.03.2026 04:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Dead Kennedys
California Uber Alles
Mabuhay Gardens
San Francisco
1979

All the best for you Jello πŸ€

#punk #punks #punkrock #hardcorepunk #deadkennedys #jellobiafra #history #punkrockhistory

11.03.2026 04:05 πŸ‘ 81 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

I'm not alone.
bsky.app/profile/adre...

11.03.2026 04:03 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Finally: If you're considering replying with something like "This isn't incompetence, they meant to do this, you're a special kind of stupid" please just don't.

11.03.2026 04:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

They can court-martial military officers for incompetence. Can we try civilian officials for this?

Trying it would take a Democratic administration with more steel than history suggests they can muster, unfortunately.

11.03.2026 04:01 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I am 100% positive knowledgable people - military officers, intel, econ and political analysts - told them this would happen. _I_ could have told them this would happen.

And they went ahead anyway.

I am naive enough to be surprised by that.

11.03.2026 03:52 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Idiot plot

10.03.2026 17:19 πŸ‘ 2824 πŸ” 670 πŸ’¬ 45 πŸ“Œ 43

He excels at that.

11.03.2026 01:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This post brought to you by me seeing a news report of an event far away, not knowing where that is, and being able to find out almost immediately

10.03.2026 23:59 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

When I was a kid my uncle gave me a box full of paper maps he’d collected from thirty-odd years of National Geographic magazines. I loved them. Pored over them endlessly.

If I’d known Google Earth and similar was on its way within my lifetime I’d have flipped.

10.03.2026 23:58 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Malacca, which has huge potential for bottleneck and economic damage (but maybe not quite in Hormuz’s league)

10.03.2026 23:51 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

FWIW β€œwarfighter” is not a new term. It’s been used in the (US) defense world since at least the late 1990s. I always assumed it’s because it’s way shorter than soldier/sailor/airman/marine/coastie (and now add β€œ/guardian”) , but maybe it’s also to distinguish front liners from admin folks?

10.03.2026 23:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

… Can I come over?

10.03.2026 23:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The better AI image generation gets - and it’s getting better all the time - the more of us will slip up occasionally. The only way forward is to be gracious when someone makes a mistake, because that’s going to be all of us sooner or later.

10.03.2026 22:34 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Deleted! Not sure why, but possible it was inaccurate somehow.

Anyway. They’re still spending our health care to kill thousands in Iran.

10.03.2026 22:31 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The devil: I know you want your daughter to be able to go to the doctor, but instead let me offer you depriving people of desperately needed water.

Lindsey Graham: That’s a good deal, you should take it

Me: I-

Graham: He’ll take it

10.03.2026 22:17 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m happy to trade them both for blowing the shit out of some Iranian port facilities though. I mean, life is so much better.

10.03.2026 22:09 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t know where we are going to get the money for insurance for my kid in November, I’ll be honest

10.03.2026 22:06 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

My rough done-in-my-head-while-at-the-gym math is this would have bought health insurance for 10, maybe 15,000 people

10.03.2026 22:05 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1
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The trailer for EVERYONE IS LYING TO YOU FOR MONEY. In select theaters starting April 17th πŸΏπŸ€‘πŸ€£

10.03.2026 20:02 πŸ‘ 4241 πŸ” 1286 πŸ’¬ 117 πŸ“Œ 238

I think I heard most of them overflying my house in Pennsylvania last night.

10.03.2026 16:23 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Narrator voice: Dear viewer, it was not... No, I can't do this anymore. [sound of studio headphones hitting a table] [Voice slightly more distant] Nope, I'm done. Screw the contract. [door slams] [dead air]

10.03.2026 12:44 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Post your favorite Lord of the Rings character. Wrong answers only.

10.03.2026 12:29 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

You, an observant and savvy person: Hey Clark, haven't you frequently griped that pointing out hypocrisy is useless?

Me: Quiet, you

10.03.2026 12:22 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Me: Explain to me why we are bombing Iran

Them: They're a theocracy. You can tell because their priests are also their government officials

Also them:

10.03.2026 12:20 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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a close up of a goose 's head and neck Alt: a close up of a goose 's head and neck
10.03.2026 07:15 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I know there are plenty of queer friendly organized religions, for a long list of reasons that wasn’t going to happen

10.03.2026 04:48 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Bog standard scientific materialism in my engineering education started it, but deciding we wanted to raise our kids to be queer friendly sealed the deal (good thing too, based on how they’re going)

10.03.2026 04:46 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Me: Why are there a bunch of kids yelling and carrying on at this time of night? [figures it’s nothing good, goes into alert mode]

Me, 20 seconds later: Canada geese. A flock of Canada geese.

10.03.2026 04:38 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Sugar on your skin is called a Def Leppard song.

09.03.2026 23:32 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0